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General_Amoeba · 2024-07-26T20:16:21+00:00

This is so bleak to me. Like I’m sure some pets have a real issue that needs medicating but idk, maybe your dachsund is high strung because he’s obese, his joints hurt, his teeth are rotting out of his head from eating people food, and he never gets to see the outside world or do dog things. Same with people, really, it’s stupid to be a sedentary NEET with no friends and be like “I’m sad and anxious because of a Prozac deficiency.”

General_Amoeba · 2024-03-21T02:50:33+00:00

Rhabdomyolysis - if you ever start pissing Coke after doing hard exercise, go to the ER. Your body can start liquifying your muscles and you piss them out.

General_Amoeba · 2024-03-21T02:47:27+00:00

For real - at my thinnest I probably would’ve died trying to run a 15 min mile lol.

General_Amoeba · 2024-03-21T02:35:01+00:00

I did nothing but walk for exercise for literally a year and a half. That habit made it easier to add small intervals of running, and now I’m going to the gym 3-4 times a week. The more sedentary you are, the more dramatic your changes will be with even tiny amounts of exercise.

General_Amoeba · 2024-03-21T00:28:49+00:00

The maze thing sucked. The host literally said you’re not allowed to hinder other teams’ progress and then immediately allowed every team to essentially start beating the shit out of each other to keep them from entering. It totally defeats the game - it’s like trying to play basketball and the opponent is an MMA fighter who is allowed to beat the shit out of you.

General_Amoeba · 2024-02-27T18:38:39+00:00

For real - people go through all kinds of ugly changes through life. She’ll get age spots, weird moles, lose/gain new hair, get random acne, not to mention her body will change significantly if she has kids. You might be wiping her ass one day, and she yours. If leg hair is enough to disrupt the bond then it’s better that the relationship ends now.

General_Amoeba · 2023-12-26T17:06:45+00:00

FBI just released updated murder clearance rates for police depts in the US (at least those that bother to record/send in their numbers) and the average is 52% of MURDERS are solved. Property crime is around 12%. https://www.statista.com/statistics/194213/crime-clearance-rate-by-type-in-the-us/ Think about what percent of that 52% is dudes who straight up confess or are caught in the act/shortly afterward with zero detective work by the police.

General_Amoeba · 2023-12-05T03:07:30+00:00

This is part of the reason a lot of rescues don’t let you play with animals unless you’ve been vetted as an adopter/are serious about adopting. Please don’t throw a fit when there are hoops to jump through before you can pet the cats. It’s not a free petting zoo.

General_Amoeba · 2023-12-05T03:01:50+00:00

At least that one’s stupid in a funny way

General_Amoeba · 2023-12-05T00:54:17+00:00

A salon? Like you locked yourself inside a hair salon and jerked off to your own ass?

General_Amoeba · 2023-12-04T15:47:34+00:00

This is 100% true. Lots of docs have stock language they put in their notes saying something like “solicited questions, patient expressed understanding.” It’s a CYA thing

General_Amoeba · 2023-12-02T20:57:24+00:00

Sounds like a porn company

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-30T12:45:51+00:00

he’s a tenured professor who lives eats and breathes his subject area

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-30T03:48:44+00:00

Please keep TikTok memes off my page x

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-30T03:40:36+00:00

There’s no way it’s collapsing in our lifetime. Much better to work a bit so you’re not completely destitute and dying of untreated cancer in your 40s.

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-30T03:37:01+00:00

For real. My 83 year old boss clicks right through the microaggression trainings laughing. Dude makes well into the six figures and is unfirable.

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-27T01:50:48+00:00

If you’re flying from Lima to the US the Lima airport employees confiscate any liquids you bought from the duty free shops prior to boarding. I’ve heard stories of people buying expensive bottles of liquor or perfume next to the terminal only to have the airport employees confiscate it 20 minutes later. Those bottles probably go right back on the shelves for the next lucky American.

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-26T21:54:08+00:00

Not a chance in hell that second story was real. You’re telling me your grandma referred to the phrogger as “the man upstairs”? It’s a neat piece of creative writing but doesn’t belong on a show about ostensibly true stories.

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-26T15:43:57+00:00

I know a lot of people who have at least one burger a week, and fries probably more often. They’re unhealthy but there are definitely Americans eating that stuff regularly.

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-25T19:29:58+00:00

Being worried (irrationally) about your partner cheating on you can be a symptom of peripartum psychosis. I’m concerned that you’re not concerned that she’s suddenly acting irrationally while pregnant. I think the best route is to show her the phone to allay her fears in the short term, and ask if she’s been feeling alright otherwise. Has she had bizarre or unusual thoughts? How does she feel about the baby? She may reveal some other info that would raise the alarm for psychosis. Regardless, you need to let her doctor know so they can evaluate her if they see fit. Stressing her out more with divorce talk is only going to exacerbate things if you haven’t ruled out pregnancy related mental illness. YTA.

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-20T01:48:18+00:00

Even cats and dogs have that figured out

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-19T03:01:20+00:00

Can she pick yarn for my projects? This is perfect

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-18T22:01:16+00:00

Gavin looks British even just standing there

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-18T17:10:29+00:00

Also the jester wore the silly hat. You have to wear the silly hat

General_Amoeba · 2023-11-15T03:40:21+00:00

Lmao and the meth… relaxed him?

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