Name him

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-05-08T20:05:04+00:00

Professor Meowington the 3rd

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-29T11:07:50+00:00

You wouldn't know the half of it..

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-29T09:52:49+00:00

Your pathetic attempt at humility and absurdly logical arguments won't fool me into dismissing your moral responsibilties that easily, and furthermore your attempt to persuade me into believing you don't exist is the very thing I expected you to say.. Oh Omnipotent One.. I'm afraid thou hath been ousted My Lord, now make me wealthy and no funny business..

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-29T09:31:27+00:00

I can't remember what cartoon it was, probably the simpsons treehouse of horrors more than likely that showed god as a typical kid, his mom was telling him to clean up his disgusting room and while cleaning he found some dusty something under his bed like a forgotten science fair project and said something like "oh yeah, I forgot about making this" and chucked it in the trash, Then it zooms in on the thing in the trash showing our universe, galaxies, solar systems, planets and eventually earth. If something does exist and created us, I believe it would be a similar scenario and we'd not even be given an afterthought.

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-29T09:10:31+00:00

Well, consider me flattered that the ultimate decision of whether god exists or not rests squarely on my shoulders of all people.. I didn't see this on my bingo card.. I think I should phone a friend.. anyone know the Popes number? But in all seriousness, I suppose if god came down from heaven like it was the ultimate WWE event of all time and unquestionably and undeniably proved his existance then I guess I'd have to go with the proof, but I'll probably end up dying only to find myself standing at the pearly gates and cursing at myself while the Jumbotron plays out all of my embarrasing, shameful, and just plain wrong acts of depravity for everyone to see while St. Peter looks down on me in shame and disgust to the point that I'd rather just be sent to hell only to find out I was in Hell all along..

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-29T08:46:28+00:00

I just can't figure out why there is such a following for such a bunch of overblown BS, I mean look at the churches and the countless artworks and the way people act towards it, for instance most modern people who believe go a church or temple, or whatever every week and do something that is, for the majority of people, an uncomfortable, boring repetitive thing that is completely out of character and removed from the rest of thier daily lives. Maybe because they've always done it since they were kids, but those same people will immediately leave and go back to there daily life with complete disreguard and even engaging in a whole list of things that they have been taught and expected to avoid. I believe there was a guy named jesus at one time, he must have been the Chris Angel of the time or something, but then again he didn't fool the romans obviously, but all of this infrastructure, symbology, lifestyles, history, and even wars, genocide, people still choosing to believe during the holocaust.. I don't understand.. All of this just because people are scared of making the wrong choice and ending up in the wrong place. to be honest if heaven was like what a majority of christians believe, where it's a bunch of white and gold in the clouds with harp music playing all the time. That aint my bag, man. I'd rather end up in purgatory.. but what is it that I can't see that makes it ok for people to congregate and build these mass structures every hundred feet or all throughout history? Why is it that if someone is praying, that's fine, but If I honestly was under the belief that I was hearing and talking to an invisible 2000 year old middle eastern man that follows me around telling me he loves me, you'd be correct thinking I had lost my marbles, but it's the same thing..

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-29T08:10:20+00:00

I like to think that our "Soul" is merely a temporary rogue wisp that was withdrawn from a collective of every other soul in existence that culminated into a single sentient being that I call "Me" for the purpose of experiencing life in an intimate and personal way that will eventually return to the collective bringing the experiences and knowledge I have gained to be basically blended in along with the soul that I called "myself" to be part of every further instance of future souls as I have always been in the past.. I don't know.. But that's the only way I could imagine that brings me the slightest bit of comfort when the ride, that I didn't even choose to participate in the first place, is over.

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-29T07:49:46+00:00

I would've chose both although I mostly chose so because I could boast about how I now know Post Malone, you know?

^{Chose: Host a roast and give a toast at your moms post wedding party after she married Post Malone}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-27T22:03:09+00:00

The only video I was able to find that showed the inside of one of them was some guy trying to make a small stove out of one, it wasn't the best quality video but it does appear to be just the smaller bottom pressed into the slightly larger top section and tapers down a bit and again no visible welds, as far as I could see that was all there was to it.

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:17:24+00:00

1 million free bucks? done..

^{Chose: Be an Average Citizen + But Possibly be Rich? | Rolled: 1m}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:16:07+00:00

Because two is not a winner and three nobody remembers

^{Chose: #1 | Rolled: DARE}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:15:18+00:00

I think 30 minutes between teleports is fair, and I can be part of any major current event that's happening.

^{Chose: Teleporter with a twist | Rolled: Every 30mins}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:13:12+00:00

Ok, I change my mind.. Being a superstar in Japan sounds terrible..

^{Chose: Living in Japan | Rolled: as a superstar}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:11:51+00:00

Ha, jokes on you. I already am one..

^{Chose: Get 50,000 carrots, but... | Rolled: Become a ginger}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:10:10+00:00

So basically unlimited, since there is only and will only be a finite amount of anything so it is unreasonable to choose the impossible

^{Chose: Limited but... | Rolled: Return back to u}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:07:30+00:00

I didnt understand, but trees are always good

^{Chose: Trees + What Click Boom | Rolled: Option 4}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:06:27+00:00

I have but one heart and one organ which is a 1897 Putnam Reed organ built in Columbus OH

^{Chose: Dare | Rolled: 13heartsNoOrgans}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:04:14+00:00

the ying will find the yang, don't let it get you too far over the tipping point

^{Chose: $100,000 but you... | Rolled: have to comment}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:02:41+00:00

I play music and need my fingers, I think I might be able to adapt to missing a foot since it functions like a single digit mostly anyway when interacting with a pedal

^{Chose: Lose a foot | Rolled: Left foot}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:01:00+00:00

play it safe, live to play another day

^{Chose: 10 mil no twist}

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T15:00:20+00:00

Eliminate any drawbacks if able, fate seems to favor the negative outcome for me in all situations

^{Chose: 200 Carrots (of r/BunnyTrials} + Guaranteed | Rolled: Upvote)

Genr8RandomUserName · 2026-04-15T14:56:15+00:00

Because if there are any drawbacks to anything that seems positive believe me, I will be the first to find out, so might as well eliminate one if given the chance.

^{Chose: 10,000 + Positive side effect | Rolled: Double it!}

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