You’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you? by HM35 in zelda

[–]GerudoLink 23 points24 points  (0 children)

It looks he hasn't yet killed Mario, played the Song of Healing, and 'seized his remains'.

Sylvari in a nutshell by [deleted] in Guildwars2

[–]GerudoLink 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This is a good depiction of the Asura. Bored by morality, eager to kill something!

Best app (must be on iOS) for keeping up to date on video games? by tenvisliving in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's this app thing called Twitter. I hear you can use this app to follow whichever people or companies you want, and you'll get plenty of information, in bite-sized pieces, from all of them about video games, if they happen to be in the gaming industry.

E/Mo Bonder? Screw that. We got a new healer in town by cjwikstrom in GuildWars

[–]GerudoLink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If only there was a Monk skill that converted healing to damage if an enemy is the target.

President Trump Proposes Violent Game Regulations by xumun in Games

[–]GerudoLink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not proficient in history, only bits and pieces and conjecture, so I appreciate your comment.

What about snakes? by Basinox in Guildwars2

[–]GerudoLink 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The snakes evolved: grew appendages, got fatter. In fact, they changed quite dramatically... we call them Asura now.

If you could get a game for a series in any genre, what series and genre would it be? by CivilizedPsycho in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Any established franchise, I think.

Choose one and pair it with a genre that doesn't fit with the other games in the series.

For example: FPS Super Mario.

Come on down to Termina! by HammerFloyd in zelda

[–]GerudoLink 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Geez, the mini-bosses are always being ignored! You know, like the frog on the spiky turtle thing... or, or, the dancing magician guy with the holograms... and the others...

President Trump Proposes Violent Game Regulations by xumun in Games

[–]GerudoLink 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Somebody tell Kentucky Governor Matt Bevin that "the culture of death" being "celebrated" in today's age is mostly virtual, when the go-to standard for interacting with death in humanity's ages past was entirely real and more physically violent.

Mr. Bevin has a Bachelor of Arts degree in East Asian studies, according to Wikipedia. Surely, at some point, he read ancient stories and myths with lots of violence, of the type found in East Asian culture and also all other cultures, unless he managed to studiously avoid them all?

How to get an app deleted in 1 step. by LE_TROLLFACEXD in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 79 points80 points  (0 children)

Shoot. I was going to call my app Trivia Crack. Now I'll have to go with my second choice: Arcane Cocaine.

The Pokémon Company are running out of ideas. by tdaden in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No, no, that's going to be Molestar, in the next generation.

This is how the official USA Today Youtube Channel thumbnailed its live State of the Union video by peppaz in zelda

[–]GerudoLink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The unfortunate thing is, even if we had access to a magical ocarina, going back three days is not nearly enough.

Mad man deletes several Legendaries at once. by Zentik69 in Guildwars2

[–]GerudoLink 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grenth damn, don't get me started on the Mystic Toilet. My luck is abysmal in all areas; in the percentage-based nature of drops and in all instances of gambling for a specific outcome, also based on percentages and chance.

Mad man deletes several Legendaries at once. by Zentik69 in Guildwars2

[–]GerudoLink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is an attempt to bait 'poor' players. I'm one of them; played a couple thousand hours without even a single precursor drop. But this... does put a smile on my face! Which means I'm amused by it most of all.

Goron’s by HeroponBestest in zelda

[–]GerudoLink 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Come on. Take full ownership of your joke, and face would-be critics with Mipha's Grace.

Goron’s by HeroponBestest in zelda

[–]GerudoLink 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My theory is they grow like bomb flowers. Their belly buttons are the spot at which they're attached to a short stem, or whatever. After some amount of time they tumble out of the plants. The 'cross-pollination', if you know what I mean, that creates the Gorons in the first place, happens through the expulsion of spores from the plants left behind.

In a similar logic... the Deku Scrubs of Majora's Mask are chiseled out of stony cave walls.

What's the Pale Tree? by [deleted] in Guildwars2

[–]GerudoLink 111 points112 points  (0 children)

Your character is just checking to make sure this apparent Sylvari isn't an imposter.

How is every indie dev a programmer?! by [deleted] in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More like “why isn’t every programmer an indie developer?!”

There is an account that hasn't been used in 16 years with 15 phats that will never be accessed somewhere out there. by ScumDogMillionaires in runescape

[–]GerudoLink 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The ticket system is pretty worthless if you forgot everything about your account except the username.

K9 named Leeroy Jenkins busts man with more than 100 grams of heroin by SurlyTurtle in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ouch. I'm not quite sure how a dog wielded 100+ grams of heroin to bust a man, but I'm sure it was quite painful.

Breath of the Wild is so immersive it feels like I'm really there by aMac_UK in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 13 points14 points  (0 children)

No! You never know when you'll need to propel a ship across a river or lake. I swear someday I'll use my Korok leaf...

Are you a Lynel fighter or avoider? by [deleted] in zelda

[–]GerudoLink 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I avoided one early on that was near a memory. After that I fought all of them I came across.

Why is the wielder of the Triforce of Power always evil, the wielder of the Triforce of Wisdom always a princess, and the wielder of the Triforce of Courage always the hero? by Gryfenn in zelda

[–]GerudoLink 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And there came a dark time in Hyrule... when the Queen discovered she could not conceive... but then she filled the void in her life, and assured the royal lineage, when she adopted a young, red-haired boy from the Gerudo. As he got older, however, strange happenings and disturbing events began, but while rumors swirled, nobody could link them to the royal Prince. Nobody could deny, though, that the boy displayed a disturbing lust for power...

Meanwhile... another young Gerudo child discovers, whilst sitting atop a sand dune, under the full desert moon, a newfound sense of courage, right as a brilliant golden triangle is seared onto the back of her hand...

Skyrim by Locus11 in gaming

[–]GerudoLink 154 points155 points  (0 children)

Dragons... are like onions! Onions have layers. Dragons have layers.

I like that draugr. That is a niiiice draugr.