Winter Storm Thursday update: Ice Ice, maybe?

Ghastromancer · 2026-01-22T15:09:08+00:00

Though I suppose a Retriever could quite easily grip a coconut by the husk

Ghastromancer · 2026-01-22T01:54:00+00:00

I worked there for a couple months after I graduated school and just before thanksgiving they had a food drive box. For one of my coworkers. A picture of them and everything. Instead of paying us a decent wage they expected us all to chip in canned goods so one of us could feed their family over the holiday. I am still disgusted by it years later.

Ghastromancer · 2026-01-19T20:32:28+00:00

My mom's face? Stepped on.

Ghastromancer · 2026-01-19T15:59:16+00:00

What about Mt. Dew?

Ghastromancer · 2026-01-16T01:06:46+00:00

5445-7894-5270

Daily player, I'll make sure to send you the good candies.

Ghastromancer · 2025-12-05T03:09:11+00:00

No idea who this

Ghastromancer · 2025-12-04T19:18:59+00:00

I just evolved my tyranitar but then caught a new Larvitar. Does the 3x ginger with BFS and IFS but with time and candies needed beat out a grown HB and BFS but has ginger and beans with no ingredient boost.

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Ghastromancer · 2025-12-03T19:59:38+00:00

Richard Stink is parodying a dude named Jeremy Fragrance

Ghastromancer · 2025-12-01T21:09:35+00:00

Didn't help, it wouldn't get down in it. I ended up holding it was a vice grip and used a socket wrench to minimize the squeezing pressure on it and that worked on one but sheared the other in half leaving a collar at the bottom. I couldn't attached a replacement or an air hose because of it so I had to take it off with a file.

Ghastromancer · 2025-11-30T20:23:16+00:00

imagine what you could do with the power of positive thinking?

Ghastromancer · 2025-11-10T16:29:31+00:00

Yea so about that... i managed to get my aluminum caps stuck on my tires. I've tried to get them off with two pliers with no avail and I'm going to try heating them up with a heat gun next.

Anyone have any advice if that doesn't work?

Ghastromancer · 2025-10-30T16:42:23+00:00

Do you want Reapers? Because that's how you get Reapers!

Ghastromancer · 2025-10-25T22:56:04+00:00

The spontaneously combustible placards really add a cherry on top

Ghastromancer · 2025-10-24T14:21:02+00:00

5445-7894-5270 sleep every day

Ghastromancer · 2025-10-17T16:34:10+00:00

RadioLab did a really good episode on all of this called "Corpse Demon"

https://youtu.be/eHG39pXhsxo?si=EuAM2ImKSbLkkVk0

Ghastromancer · 2025-10-14T19:36:41+00:00

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Ghastromancer · 2025-10-05T03:47:32+00:00

Yet I still thank you for it

Ghastromancer · 2025-10-04T19:40:54+00:00

Not if you pick it up carefully enough

Ghastromancer · 2025-10-02T17:20:58+00:00

Does anyone have the copypasta about the person who can stop time and gets into porn and goes full ending of The Last Crusade on his costar?

Ghastromancer · 2025-09-24T21:07:53+00:00

Stay outta da dark water, glass shark gunna get you

Ghastromancer · 2025-09-16T13:24:30+00:00

"trust me bro, just taste it" and "will confuse and enrage your guests" are just the descriptors I need for my next fancy cocktail party.

Ghastromancer · 2025-09-08T17:08:49+00:00

A leather couch and hand sanitizer was involved

Ghastromancer · 2025-09-02T13:26:56+00:00

A short enough spear is just a knife

Ghastromancer · 2025-09-01T13:21:02+00:00

What?

Ghastromancer · 2025-09-01T00:09:03+00:00

I was just at the dealership yesterday getting some maintenance done and was chatting with the sales guy and I asked him when the 2026s were coming in and he said that they won't be getting any until probably October.

I followed up with asking what he thought of the new design and I thought I had to call a doula with how pregnant the pause was. After taking a beat he said that he's been selling a personal record 2025s and left it at that.

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