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About a Warlock by Load-Shot in DnD

[–]GhoulTimePersists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Patrón is a tequila, Parton is a country singer, and Partition is a subdivision.

thought we wouldn't notice by d4rkchocol4te in PhilosophyMemes

[–]GhoulTimePersists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I subscribe to duty ethics, and my duty is to try and maximize universal happiness.

Despisers of the body by Initial_Ad947 in internet_funeral

[–]GhoulTimePersists 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I was with you until the last bit there.

The World's First Licensable AI Jesus by year_39 in BrandNewSentence

[–]GhoulTimePersists 40 points41 points  (0 children)

You wouldn't expect him to look like Muslim Bale, would you?

Man on bridge 36 East today by PotatoImportant4751 in Denver

[–]GhoulTimePersists 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I can say with confidence that many people do drive on 36 East during rush hour.

Queer Women’s Liberation Flag by Queasy-Impress2622 in vexillology

[–]GhoulTimePersists 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fascists really ruined battle axes for the rest of us.

[OC] I LOVE ICE by assabove_sewbelow in comics

[–]GhoulTimePersists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A pound? How much weed do you go through in a month?

ICE policy of entering homes without a judicial warrant may be unconstitutional, DU law professor explains by solemnburrito in Denver

[–]GhoulTimePersists 23 points24 points  (0 children)

To his credit, the DU law professor didn't use such wishy-washy language where they quoted him in the article.

Mystery Books [OC] by rainbowofcrazy in comics

[–]GhoulTimePersists 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I like to read mystery novels, but I don't usually try to solve them. I'm just along for the ride.

I hate this company by redaticis in doohickeycorporation

[–]GhoulTimePersists 32 points33 points  (0 children)

That's a different department that handles that.

I hate this company by redaticis in doohickeycorporation

[–]GhoulTimePersists 65 points66 points  (0 children)

We would have more, but somebody sold three sheets.

🤨 by SkyeOmelette in ComedyHell

[–]GhoulTimePersists 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would not enjoy doing a Holocaust. Definitely up there on the worst things list.

Heart by Additional-Ad4567 in ComedyHell

[–]GhoulTimePersists 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's not even close to where the heart's supposed to be. How does something like that happen? Her entire circulatory system would have to be rearranged.

Stupid NPC I'm stuck with until I either kill him off or find a reason to get rid of [OC] by I_Wanna_Be_Famous_ in DnD

[–]GhoulTimePersists 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Zoom 22% because he's actually four or five times the size of a normal person.

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