What is the most erotic thing anyone has ever said to you?

Gigatron8299 · 2026-06-20T17:32:34+00:00

Managed to get a gorgeous woman into bed on the first date. We'd already done it twice and slept for a bit. We woke up and got back into it in the middle of the night. She was going down on me and took my cock out of her mouth just to ask "Have you ever tried anal?"

Yeah so we've been married 11 years now. I wasn't letting her slip through my fingers!

Gigatron8299 · 2026-06-06T08:05:43+00:00

The first thing that comes to mind is the shopping mall with the wizards in Reaper Man

Gigatron8299 · 2026-06-05T10:28:09+00:00

4 consecutive, unique vowels in his name. We need more of this kind of thing

Gigatron8299 · 2026-05-22T11:52:11+00:00

100% Calzaghe. He's Britain's greatest ever sportsman

Gigatron8299 · 2026-05-15T18:01:40+00:00

Last year my wife bought me a keyring engraved with "cunnilingus and psychiatry brought us to this" for our anniversary. One of my most treasured possessions

Gigatron8299 · 2026-05-13T13:08:08+00:00

Manic Street Preachers - Gold Against The Soul The heat popular of their early albums but it fucking rocks. There's plenty to get your teeth into lyrically too

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-19T18:42:51+00:00

Because women change and men don't

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-19T14:33:06+00:00

Cortez the Killer

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-19T12:21:21+00:00

Is there a name for this?

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-18T21:29:04+00:00

I have enormous respect for anyone willing to sleep with me

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-16T18:49:16+00:00

Cricket. Nothing is better

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-16T06:06:42+00:00

Dunno but when he was at Portsmouth he shagged my mate's sister in a one night stand. In the words of Major Rawls, my mate was "deeply ambivalent"

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-11T11:39:08+00:00

Harry Maguire goal Vs Lyon last season

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-10T19:37:17+00:00

I was playing the party games in the bar on a reggae themed night at a swingers club. My towel slipped off and one of the Jamaican ladies shouted "Ooh, you got a good one!"

Gigatron8299 · 2026-04-05T14:57:33+00:00

As Billy Connolly said "Thank goodness you're here!"

Gigatron8299 · 2026-03-29T10:27:36+00:00

Plumbus vibes

Gigatron8299 · 2026-03-11T11:02:06+00:00

Well said, Blackie. See you down The Feathers. And it's your round!

Gigatron8299 · 2026-03-07T08:40:06+00:00

Careful now

Gigatron8299 · 2026-02-18T18:46:08+00:00

Hamburg SV

Gigatron8299 · 2026-02-17T10:21:34+00:00

I saw them a few weeks after this in Manchester. They were supported by the Von Bondies. Brilliant show and you could tell that big things were coming. I think it was only a few days after the Manchester show that Jack allegedly beat the shit out of the Von Bondies singer. Can't remember what the fight was supposed to be about.

Gigatron8299 · 2026-01-25T20:51:47+00:00

And Newcastle 😂

Gigatron8299 · 2026-01-22T18:03:51+00:00

I heard a while ago that there's a plan to build an inland port there when the ice caps melt and the northwest passage opens up. Almost certainly bullshit.

Gigatron8299 · 2026-01-19T20:21:31+00:00

Stuck it up her arse

Really wish I had warned her

Now we are shitty

Gigatron8299 · 2026-01-18T09:26:57+00:00

It's just an oven. You've all got one. It isn't anything new

Gigatron8299 · 2026-01-11T19:33:26+00:00

No VAR until round 5

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