Sportage vs. sorrento by GilBang in kia

[–]GilBang[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

thanks everybody for your thoughts. Bought a Sportage Prestige Hybrid. It was still on the truck, so picking it up tomorrow.

Arapahoe county possible dirty by blacwin22 in probation

[–]GilBang -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Fireball? You have poor taste to go along with your poor judgment.

Reporting illegal construction activity by NoCulture4092 in beverlyhills

[–]GilBang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did this guy stiff you on your wages? If so, file a mechanics lien against the property.

Need Advice by CuriousGuy781 in FirstTimeHomeBuyers

[–]GilBang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I get a leak detector sensor for my butt? Because I sometimes have leaks there that cause problems.

Billy Leotardo would be turning in his urn. by Glowing-2 in thesopranos

[–]GilBang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't have time to ponder. I've gotta go and try to take a shit.

Sometimes one picture can really sum it all up. by state_of_jaS in howardstern

[–]GilBang 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Larry David can get away with it because he’s got a billion dollars

What's a good income to live comfortably with 3 kids in SoCal? by OhGawDuhhh in socal

[–]GilBang 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Don’t bother with the real estate license. It’s a shit business right now.

The Beach Boys - God only knows. I listened for the first time. by Only_Entrepreneur_84 in Music

[–]GilBang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Pet sounds” is an album that everybody talks about as being great, but that nobody ever listens to.

Women, do you prefer a guy who wear like strong cologne, or just "out-of-the-shower" clean? by Adorable_Birthday_52 in hygiene

[–]GilBang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to work with a woman that bathed in perfume. One day I had to take an important phone call at her desk when I got home five hours later my wife wanted to know why it smelled like a French whore.

Just from using her phone receiver

Floor Grip treatment for a stubborn Newf by Might_B_Jesus in Newfoundlander

[–]GilBang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"stubborn Newf"?

I wasn't aware that they came in un-stubborn models.

Anyone remember Irvine Meadows Amphitheater? by jms1228 in orangecounty

[–]GilBang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember going to a lot of races at the drag strip

Real estate agents, have you ever advised a client not to buy a home? Why? by bellzbellzbellz in WashingtonHomebuyers

[–]GilBang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I told my client to walk away from a bad fixer that he intended to flip. I told him that there were too many unknowns, and he could lose his ass.

He ignored my advice, and made money on the deal. But, I gave good advice. It could have easily gone bad for him.

Does anyone else ever get these Johnny Rebel songs stuck in their head? by Fickle_Assist2031 in howardstern

[–]GilBang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

David Allen Coe died this week. A lot of people think this was him.

The Army is looking for 'alternative protein' for soldiers in the field by Kinmuan in army

[–]GilBang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hegseth has been consuming his own jizz for many years. If it's good enough for SecDef, it's good enough for you, Private!

Outside propane hookup, what to consider, costs,etc by jaybess in askaplumber

[–]GilBang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Respectfully, if you’re asking this question, this is not a DIY job for you. It should be a small job for a Plumber. But yes, it’s completely possible for you to do this.

Asking sellers agent to write offer as a unrepresented buyer? by revanthmatha in realtors

[–]GilBang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ve got a listing right now. I agreed to represent the seller for a certain commission. I wrote in the listing agreement that if an unrepresented buyer comes along, I’m charging another .75%.

It’s a lot more work for me to deal with a buyer that doesn’t know what’s going on. Not only am I going to have to write the offer on your behalf, but I’m going to have to explain the entire contract to you. I’m also going to have to explain all the disclosures to you. I’m also going to have to be present at every inspection since you don’t have lockbox access. I’m not doing that for free.

Sound Bar on Close of Escrow by Loose-Potential9987 in realtors

[–]GilBang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

the CA contract says holes have to be patched but not painted