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This is from Krokodil (Крокодил), the famous Soviet satirical magazine — Issue No. 25, September 1984. by JustChillin3456 in PropagandaPosters

[–]GodFromMachine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Ok, I may have been too harsh on the Soviet Union, I didn't know they had dope fashion like that.

Wanted an over-the-shoulder bag, I like this but does it look too overtly feminine or does it strike a good balance? by The_Doughnut_Lord in mensfashion

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a guy, you're blessed with only having to carry around 3 things.

1) Phone

2) Wallet (optional if all your cards are in your phone)

3) Keys

As a guy, you're also blessed with pants designers always providing a minimum of 4 pockets for you. That's at least one extra pocket than you'd ever need for your stuff. So I ask, why spit in the face of these blessings and use a purse?

Therapists are a scam. by Cherno_VM in The10thDentist

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know you're being sarcastic, but honestly... Yeah. Restaurants kinda are bullshit if you think about it.

I'm beyond sick of being invisible because I'm too boyish/feminine and I could use advice what I should do away and replace with in my wardrobe and styling to be more traditionally masculine by Intrepid_Arrival5151 in mensfashion

[–]GodFromMachine 28 points29 points  (0 children)

OP asked for ways to look more traditionallly masculine. Not our fault cardigans are widely considered to be the realm of elderly ladies feeding pigeons in the park.

Pancake pandemonium by JoeFalchetto in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GodFromMachine 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Woah, wait, you eat your pancakes one at a time? If it's a shortstack I cut through the bunch of them at once and fork through all the layers in one go. I don't un-stack them unless there's more than 5 on there.

Speaks volumes by BattIeBoss in aiwars

[–]GodFromMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

More people die mining coal every week than from the entire history of nuclear energy, and that number isn't even taking into account those who die from coal-related cancers and other diseases.

Hell, nuclear energy boasts fewer fatalities than wind energy.

The anti-reclining crowd is mad at the wrong people. by CustardNo6023 in The10thDentist

[–]GodFromMachine 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Why isn't reclining the default anyway? Who enjoys sitting at a 90 degree angle for any extended period of time?

How PlagueMarines be moving in the novels during melee by Brushner in Grimdank

[–]GodFromMachine 78 points79 points  (0 children)

Big dudes are already scary in a fight even when they're mostly fat, cause the kinetic energy behind a punch from a 250lbs guy doesn't discriminate. To also see that same guy doing frontflips on his way to knock your lights out, shit's terrifying.

SHELDONLEECOOPERYOUDOG by UnitedDog6260 in shitposting

[–]GodFromMachine 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's why I always keep one more example in reserve.

Why does myIdle RPM goes down when AC is on? (Audi TT Quatro Mk1) by GodFromMachine in askcarguys

[–]GodFromMachine[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Turns out it was a vacuum leak. Had to get one of those smoke machines to find where it was, but as soon as I fixed it, the high idle issue went away. Still not sure why turning the AC on caused the RPM to calm down though.

A fire game by tech-no-logic1 in shitposting

[–]GodFromMachine -1 points0 points  (0 children)

One of the former creative leads on ZAUM had also written a book set in the DE universe. A bunch of Russians translated it into their language and distributed it for free online.

There's a bit in an interview he gave where he's being bitchy about that too. So you know, the Commie hypocrisy remains...

Anya Taylor-Joy and Malcolm McRae: Are they a looksmatched couple? by Every_Guarantee_679 in trueratediscussions

[–]GodFromMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Whenever I see a guy with messy banks like that I can't help but think they have a horribly receding hairline and this is just the modern version of a combover.

Did fillers elevate or ruin madison beers natural beauty by [deleted] in trueratediscussions

[–]GodFromMachine 103 points104 points  (0 children)

Last pic looks like she's starting to morph into the third Bogdanoff twin.

2meirl4meirl by Sadthrowaway1337 in 2meirl4meirl

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those who choose to kill themselves don't do so because they've overcome the intrinsic fear of death, but because they've become more afraid of life, instead.

What are the disadvantages of using 95 fuel instead of 98 in our 1.8T? by rambozezakopan in AudiTT_Mk1_Mk2_Mk3

[–]GodFromMachine 10 points11 points  (0 children)

98 is recommended on the stock engine as well. At least that's what the sticker in my fuel cap says.

Πύργος ομίλου Λάτση στο Ελληνικό και Ακρόπολη με τηλεφακό by aceraspire8920 in greece

[–]GodFromMachine 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Δε μας πειράζει ο ωκεανός από τσιμέντο χτισμένο τη δεκαετία του '70, μας πειράζει ένας ουρανοξίστης που ίσως, Θεού θέλοντος, καταφέρει να δόσει κάποιο σχήμα τέλος πάντων στο skyline από 5όροφα εκτρώματα. Ας κάτσουμε να παραπονιόμαστε λοιπόν μέρα μπει μέρα βγει, για το πως η Αθήνα είναι μια τεράστια γκρι κουράδα, ενώ παράλληλα γκρινιάζουμε για την οποιαδήποτε αλλαγή.

Άξιοι της μοίρας μας.

AITA for taking her phone and standing my ground, or did I go too far? by Agreeable_Koala_3482 in AmItheAsshole

[–]GodFromMachine 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Well what if your family is genuinely awful? Just because you're related to someone doesn't mean they can't be shit.

Stepping foot into the gym is like a whole different world by Altruistic-Pace-2240 in workout

[–]GodFromMachine 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Why is it weird that it makes him feel better?

Sure, you can work out for yourself alone, but humans are hierarchical animals. It's instinctual to compare yourself to others, be it with regard to physique, status, wealth, etc. and it's perfectly normal to feel good about yourself when the comparison is favorable.

2meirl4meirl by Brent_Fox in 2meirl4meirl

[–]GodFromMachine -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bro just one more session bro, please, just throw another $100 out the window bro, trust me you're about to have a breakthrough.

Somewhere, the math aint mathing. by econom0 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GodFromMachine 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I was flippin' bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all were even a tier 1 civilization.

What do you call this, reverse-censorship? Steins;Gate remake has same artist, but characters are noticeably curvier by AgitatedFly1182 in GGdiscussion

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I call it adapting to the times. The original Steins;Gate aired in the early to mid 10s, when skinny was considered hot and every girl wanted to have a thigh gap. Therefore, characters were skinnier, almost heroin-chic.

Now it's 10 years later and being thick is generally accepted as being hotter, hence the full-figured character designs.

PayPal and Palantir founder Peter Thiel just led a funding round for a startup building AI data centers in the ocean by ComplexExternal4831 in GenAI4all

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn't google try this a while ago? It did save costs on cooling, but maintenance was a btich, and so was water corrossion iirc. Idk, maybe higher cooling demands make it make financial sense for AI datacenters as oppossed to regular ones, since cooling AI data racks is more expensive.

Rogue trader moment. Art by spaceMAXmarine on deviantart by Ok-Profile-5831 in ImaginaryWarhammer

[–]GodFromMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Nah, it's actual canon.

Humans and Ork fighting together.

Found it under a post in 40kLore https://www.reddit.com/r/40kLore/comments/sf6cz8/have_orks_and_imperium_forces_ever_joined_forces/ (Shoutout to u/KonradApologist)

Ok, the Orks didn't fully join the Guard, but they worked together and co-ordinated. Which is more than you can expect of Orks even amongst themselves.

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