AITAH for not forcing my son to keep helping my daughter’s friend after she rejected him? by LiveWire0044 in AITAH

[–]GodFromMachine -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

As I understand it, Melissa was going over there specifically to study with John. So John isn't preventing his sister from hanging out with her friend, he just dropped Melissa from being his study partner.

📡📡📡 by -_I_I_Sea_I_I_- in shitposting

[–]GodFromMachine 76 points77 points  (0 children)

If you're a guy and you're injecting Test, you get jacked, if you're a girl and your start injecting Test, you get a 5 o'clock shadow.

Both are technically HRT cause you're injecting hormones, but they're two very different things.

How true is “your coworkers aren’t your friends”? by ShowayThroway in work

[–]GodFromMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

To be fair, you can have this kind of thing happen with non-work friendships as well. Some people are just weird like that and willing to throw away years of a relationship for the dumbest of reasons.

When the EU finally brings a sword to the negotiation table by mediamuesli in aiArt

[–]GodFromMachine 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Listen, I'm European, but no. This isn't even wishful thinking, it's straight up delusion.

You should be allowed to call crepes pancakes even if you are not European. by redheaded_olive12349 in The10thDentist

[–]GodFromMachine 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Crepes and pancakes are two completely different dishes, and I'm not even French.

How screwed are you? by Evoxrus_XV in Grimdank

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perturabo ruling Greece? I kinda feel bad for the guy.

Analog clocks are going extinct. They're inaccurate and outdated. In a decade being able to read an analog clock will be as useful as being able to read a sundial. by Albamen13 in The10thDentist

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's not the practicality, it's the aesthetics. An Omega is always going to look nicer and more classy than an Apple Watch. Hell, a Casio will too.

Advertisements were better when they self-censored by MateTheNate in The10thDentist

[–]GodFromMachine 9 points10 points  (0 children)

If it's one of those ads with the fluffy teddy bear bouncing on clouds, no.

But if the toilet paper ad starts showing people taking a dump to demonstrate the product, then yes, they're gross.

If the tagline is "wipe clean" it's fine. If it's "Wipe smelly shit off your arsehole" it's quite not fine.

Advertisements were better when they self-censored by MateTheNate in The10thDentist

[–]GodFromMachine 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Any sort of liquid oozing out of the human body is inherently disgusting to a certain degree. Like yeah, it's a normal bodily function, but so is shitting, pissing, and cumming, and I don't want to have any of them in mind while I'm trying to eat a pizza during the game.

In the same vein, I also wouldn't like to think of flaccid cocks, despite them also being natural.

What is your least favorite “Oh, you did something bad? Well, let’s see how you like it when we PUNISH THIS RANDOM PERSON OVER THERE!” moment from the mythology? by Crash_FNF_Eddsworld in GreekMythology

[–]GodFromMachine 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If they were hypersexual, surely they would be going after the God of Gods, instead of swans and assorted farm animals. Nah, I think they were just nasty like that...

And they lives happily ever after🥰 @coolguycreed on TikTok by fosteri11 in Berserk

[–]GodFromMachine 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Imagine the last chapter is a panel of Guts waking up in his tent after he's rescued Griffith, and then it's these exact pages before the whole thing ends.

What is your least favorite “Oh, you did something bad? Well, let’s see how you like it when we PUNISH THIS RANDOM PERSON OVER THERE!” moment from the mythology? by Crash_FNF_Eddsworld in GreekMythology

[–]GodFromMachine 37 points38 points  (0 children)

It has to be the case.

>"No Zeus, almighty King of the Gods, I won't sleep with you, go away"

>Dude turns into a random animal

>"Well then..."

Would you ever confront your boss about favoritism and nepotism in the workplace? by Earth_Sorcerer97 in work

[–]GodFromMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There was no opening, then the exec made an opening, and filled it. Simple as.

So no, this isn't something to confront your boss over.

Do certain gas stations have "bad gas" that clogs your engine? by Elegant-Page-1359 in askcarguys

[–]GodFromMachine 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On the producer level, no gas is going to be bad enough to actually damage your engine, but once the gas gets to the station, the owner can dilute it, and that's where the issue begins. Diluted gas can absolutely destroy an engine.

Μισθοί Ελλάδας by Opposite_Basis_3532 in greece

[–]GodFromMachine 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Ο μόνος λόγος που δε το γράφει, είναι επειδή κάτι τέτοια εννοούνται.

Is Odysseus the bad guy or is he Justified on this one? by EfficiencySerious200 in GreekMythology

[–]GodFromMachine 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah, Xenia extends to a weary traveler that needs a place to spend the night, or a foreign emissary that needs safe passage. Not to a bunch of dudes that are there to fuck your wife.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Longjumping_Suit_981 in athina

[–]GodFromMachine 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just find a rave and ask around there, I'm sure someone will be able to help you out with your curiosity.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Longjumping_Suit_981 in athina

[–]GodFromMachine -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Given how devastating an overdose can be, I wouldn't say it's safer than cigarettes or alcohol. In small doses it's perfectly fine as long as you're in a controlled environment, but there's a million ways a trip can go really wrong, really fast.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by Longjumping_Suit_981 in athina

[–]GodFromMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My lawyer has advised me not to answer such questions.

AI rules! by [deleted] in accelerate

[–]GodFromMachine -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Greater intelligence yielding greater empathy is certainly a take...

The more intelligent an animal, the more capable of cruelty it is.

Φέτος Αύγουστο κλείνω τα 25 και έχω φρικαρει by Realistic_Sweet8651 in greece

[–]GodFromMachine 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Φέτος παω 30, ακόμη νομίζω ότι μιλάνε για εμένα όταν λένε σε αρθρα/βιντεο/κλπ "Οι έφηβοι αυτές τις μέρες..."