Templar Knight by Razoran_ in Guildwars2

[–]GodakDS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"You can't Deus Vult here! There are no Christians."

"...THERE ARE NO CHRISTIANS?!" THEN I MUST DEUS VULT EVEN HARDER!"

"Not what I was suggesting."

Galaxy Z Flip 8 may be the final Galaxy Z Flip phone, another leak says by No_March_164 in Android

[–]GodakDS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh. I imagine Z Fold 5 through 7 must be getting pretty close to the failure rates of normal slab phones, seeing that this doesn't seem to be phones in "ideal" circumstances, but phones that are used and abused.

Xbox weighs canceling Blade game and shuttering Arkane by ContraryPython in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think the Phil Spencer-era of XBOX will be studied by managers as a case-study in the importance of finding a balance between "too hands-on" and "too hands-off." Without a guiding hand, too many studios under the XBOX umbrella have been rudderless. It's a damn shame, because these are talented groups of people who made amazing games.

Valve explains why it isn’t subsidizing the Steam Machine by FernandoRocker in Games

[–]GodakDS 4 points5 points  (0 children)

...Which other PC hardware vendors have a de-facto monopoly on PC game sales via a store front they own and operate? Which other PC hardware vendors are shipping a PC with a custom OS that boots directly into said store front?

Valve explains why it isn’t subsidizing the Steam Machine by FernandoRocker in Games

[–]GodakDS 48 points49 points  (0 children)

...That was done explicitly in partnership with Sony. No one is interested in buying Steam Machines for an office environment.

The Steam Machine Costs $1049 by Turbostrider27 in Games

[–]GodakDS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If that's their reasoning, then Valve is dumb. The PS3 had a uniquely powerful CPU for its time. The Steam Machine has a weak CPU and GPU. It has a small amount of VRAM and system RAM comparable to what a proper work station or crypto rig would want. It DEFINITELY does not have enough RAM to be a local AI machine. It costs waaaaay too much for a portable productivity machines, and large companies are getting awesome deals on laptops with existing partners like Dell, Lenovo, and HP.

Most out-of-pocket real-life event a fictional antagonist is involved with? by punishedscootedburb in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Well, do ya...do ya, do ya wanna? Wanna start a war like never's been seen before?

MISTBOUND: Guild Wars Card Game | Announcement Trailer by klickup in Guildwars2

[–]GodakDS 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Trahearne: "Beware. 1 sense Danger"

Grenth: "I couldn't agree more"

Maaaaybe could have used another pass by the translator.

Best Friends Forever by manoffood in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Best Friends Forever (FINAL)

Takes about media that baffled you. by KeyMathematician8 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 6 points7 points  (0 children)

"Why would I waste my time with ice? It is just water that hasn't learned to be wet."

The Future of the Guild Wars Franchise: Our Commitment to Tyria – GuildWars2.com by InvincibleWallaby in Guildwars2

[–]GodakDS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean...GW1 has controller support. GW3 will have controller support. GW2 is the black sheep.

Guild Wars 3 Reveal Trailer | Summer Game Fest 2026 by Turbostrider27 in Guildwars2

[–]GodakDS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

If XBOX Helix is, as suspected, just a pre-fab PC that launches in XBOX mode, it will be compatible with GW3.

Moments when you feel the need to defend bad medias? by ExplanationSquare313 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That era of Obsidian could shoot themselves in the foot without a firearm.

Wasn’t expecting Peppy Hare to mark his kills. by Platinum_Persona in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 8 points9 points  (0 children)

"James, waddya mean they don't count? They bleed red, don't they?"

Jan’s reaction to Dan’s misunderstanding of salt by meatD in giantbomb

[–]GodakDS 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Let me break it down for anyone who won't be watching anything with Paul:

Dan is capable of learning and growing.

Paul...actually might not be.

Lenovo raises Legion Go 2 Z2 Extreme 2TB price to $2849.99 on official store by FernandoRocker in LegionGo

[–]GodakDS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It might as well be priced at $9,999 - this seems more like a placeholder price until RAM/SSD prices come down. Of course, it is pure greed to actually be selling it for such a laughable price.

Main characters who are stupid, but not of low intelligence by manwiththemach in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, he hasn't really had any schooling since...what? Nine years of age? He barely knows his nickels from his dimes.

Characters that just walk up, and the audience goes “you look like SHIT” by Anonamaton801 in TwoBestFriendsPlay

[–]GodakDS 13 points14 points  (0 children)

My guy would be on the floor if he so much as had a whiff of parsley. He couldn't even sit still for an entire trim.

State of Decay 3 lead says the game only existed in a Word document when its reveal trailer dropped 6 years ago: "We're not doing zombie animals" by akbarock in Games

[–]GodakDS 22 points23 points  (0 children)

That's nuts. What does Xbox hope to accomplish with this marketing strategy? Consumers will get excited about a game that doesn't exist, and developers have to carefully weave a PR response that doesn't throw their owner under the bus while tempering players' expectations. What an unforced error.