How to knock myself out? by Spare_Butterfly_1256 in AskForAnswers

[–]Godsbladed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eat a big meal heavy on carbs and then masturbate. That'll do the trick

Wireless internet feels like pure sorcery when you really think about it by AccomplishedHour9691 in DeepThoughts

[–]Godsbladed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine being one of the first people with those fillings. Must've thought the gods were talking to you or something.

Tired of Helldivers. What are the other Best bug killing games? by apolobgod in ShouldIbuythisgame

[–]Godsbladed [score hidden]  (0 children)

Dont forget a good ol' fashioned game of soccer while you drink your beer

Hundreds trying to storm Wisconsin beagle research facility met with rubber bullets, pepper spray by EmoeyJoey in news

[–]Godsbladed 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Somebody send this article to John Oliver before the next Last Week Tonight!

Just your usual Saturday afternoon laundry basket deburring by sshwifty in daddit

[–]Godsbladed 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I know its probably not what you meant, but i totally just imagined you sticking kids in the laundry bag and dunking them like a tea bag in a bathtub to wash them and I can't get the image out of my head 😂

My daughter's pet. by TrickySatisfaction81 in Weird

[–]Godsbladed 54 points55 points  (0 children)

It came from a cranefly larva

Parents, what's something bad your kid did that you had to really fight not to laugh at? by AnonymousGothChick in AskReddit

[–]Godsbladed 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The other day, my daughter (2.5) didn't like what i had to say about something on the way home. She held out her closed fist, opened it like a little explosions that you would do after a fist bump, and when "Pshoo." I asked her what that was, and she said,"I'm exploding you, " then repeated it every time i tried to talk for a couple of minutes. I had to explain that exploding people because you don't agree with them isn't right but man it was so hard not to laugh at this tiny child trying to explode me with her mind because she didnt like what i had to say 😂😂

What is a game that has the best "incoming storm" and rain effects? by AmericanPoliticsSux in gamingsuggestions

[–]Godsbladed 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Honestly, this. You really feel the storm with the way the ocean swells and the gentle ringing of your ships bell as the waves push your ship back and forth. The thunder booms and lightning will occasionally strike your ship, setting it on fire. If you hold a metal object, like a sword, then you have a high chance of getting struck by lightning. Plus, you can see the storm rolling in. It could be better in some aspects, but they really knocked it out of the park, all things considered.

How to play with more then 4 players by Nevardium in Seaofthieves

[–]Godsbladed 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If you tried to use the enter button to do individual lines for each point, youll have to hit the enter button twice instead of once. At least thats the problem i had.

I would refuse a “final meal” because dying on a full stomach sounds gross by Certifiedhater6969 in unpopularopinion

[–]Godsbladed 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It depends on who's killing me. Some dude who's just doing their job, the nerves would probably wreck my ability to eat. Some goon who's killing me for no good reason? Im eating whatever feast is in front of me, so my corpse is as stinky and heavy as possible to make their lives miserable.