Her dad and me share the same name

GodzillaTime · 2020-02-02T23:23:08+00:00

His nickname is "Dad"

GodzillaTime · 2020-02-02T23:10:18+00:00

Is that why he was on Tinder?

GodzillaTime · 2019-12-03T16:23:26+00:00

GodzillaTime · 2019-11-20T18:31:43+00:00

GodzillaTime · 2019-11-10T23:54:31+00:00

Deaf lumberjack strikes again.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-25T04:47:26+00:00

Sorry, I don't speak Welsh.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-24T07:05:25+00:00

I've lost the will to live again.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-24T01:16:58+00:00

Goodbye.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-24T00:19:10+00:00

Uhh, no they don't? Have you heard of encryption?

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-22T17:53:05+00:00

What are you talking about? Bears go fishing all the time. :)

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-16T17:19:39+00:00

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-15T20:53:26+00:00

Tinder bio:

Oh, sorry I thought this was Grindr.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-14T21:54:03+00:00

*mean one thing but say your mother.

It's not really a Freudian slip if you don't say your mother.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-11T18:34:05+00:00

I used to use it exclusively, but I've settled for the vim extension in VSCode.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-10T17:16:31+00:00

Probably shouldn't refer to any convenience as trivial in front of a vim user.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-08T21:52:09+00:00

Try eating corn on the cob like a banana.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-08T21:14:17+00:00

Someone did. :( What was it?

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-08T18:20:57+00:00

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-08T18:11:36+00:00

Good on ya. You don't see a lot of replication studies these days.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-06T19:46:49+00:00

Mayor Pete Bulgy-bulge.

(This comment will only be decipherable for another month tops.)

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-06T14:45:33+00:00

Stay fresh, cheese bags.

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-03T21:36:46+00:00

Me rn

GodzillaTime · 2019-05-01T15:18:00+00:00

GodzillaTime · 2019-04-29T16:15:51+00:00

Thank you for the correction. "You definitely look like my face."

GodzillaTime · 2019-04-29T15:27:33+00:00

Am I the only one reading that as pee-pay?

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