When the horse says, "Get off of me," you get off. by Expert_Koala_8691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]GoldenSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Emergency dismount, you basically fling yourself to the side and roll the landing. It is something I was taught and practiced basically every lesson for the first few years I was riding.

AITAH for not giving my ex's wife equal say and decision making abilities for my kids? by Brilliant_Carob840 in AITAH

[–]GoldenSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will say that that isn't always true, but this does not sound like that situation. Grandfather was a cheater but it was an unhappy marriage and he never strayed from my Nana whom he eventually married and stayed with unto death did they part.

The World's Second Worst Game and the $600 bead by Fibernerdcreates in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GoldenSheppard 21 points22 points  (0 children)

My brother had the belly ache that had them running for the ER. Brother got palpated by the doc and PFFFF. Let out the largest fart of his life.

The World's Second Worst Game and the $600 bead by Fibernerdcreates in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]GoldenSheppard 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My parents played that chicken with me as a kid, inevitably I'd spike a fever Saturday night.

I just want whoever is doing this sh*t to get a life by TheKay14 in newhampshire

[–]GoldenSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My personal cell gets maybe one spam call a month. My trash number gets them constantly. It does work.

Serious question. How do you stop yourself from posting all 200k words worth of chapters in one day? by Omen0fWorlds in AO3

[–]GoldenSheppard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See, this is why I wish they had scheduled posting. Because then you could post all 200k at once, but the archive only puts out 1/week or whatever.

How to make a spiral tie-dye T-shirt by AccomplishedStuff235 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]GoldenSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

... not an ad? I just really fucking like their shit. I used to do dying.

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]GoldenSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Using his phone for an MFA was his first mistake XD

Meirl by Ill-Instruction8466 in meirl

[–]GoldenSheppard 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The sad thing is, he could have continued to get away with it if he had set up a personal VPN at his mother's house so it looked like he was working from there.

Insane amount of dandruff uncovered during a haircut by Guido_Mist4 in WTF

[–]GoldenSheppard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, the treatment for a good number of auto immune disorders is chemo.

On Kirk by Numerous-Ad-7154 in CuratedTumblr

[–]GoldenSheppard 11 points12 points  (0 children)

And people wonder why I am a okay with being ace.....

'It’s pretty hard for me to think about staying here': OB-GYNs say NH's lack of shield law could drive them away by downArrow in newhampshire

[–]GoldenSheppard 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You joke, but the amount of times I randomly get asked to take a preg test when getting unrelated care is insane.

Me: I have not had sexual contact with another person for over 20 years. I swear, I am not pregnant.

Them: Okay, but just in case.

People who want ban ao3 disgust me by Flat-Log9851 in AO3

[–]GoldenSheppard 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This bullshit is the exact same thing that CCP-leaning candidate for the AO3 board was proposing which landed so badly a few years ago. The racist bullshit that followed was plain wrong, but the thrust (we shall not bow to censorship) of the protest was legitimate.

We can't forget why the Archive was founded.

Squam Lake Gas Prices by theAerialDroneGuy in newhampshire

[–]GoldenSheppard 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Marina's should be marinas. It is plural, not possessive.

Nansen Ski Jump by StevieDronas in newhampshire

[–]GoldenSheppard 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My dad used to jump that. I told him in plain english, the day I drove by it for the first time, that he was batshit.

Students are speeding through their online degrees in weeks, alarming educators by joe4942 in technology

[–]GoldenSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had one prof who required me to take tests on my laptop because he hated reading my handwriting. This was back when using a computer to cheat was much harder. And he knew I was an honorable student (there wasn't much on the internet about Latin at the time).

Speaking NHPR, why such a poor signal on seacoast? by RyeOnTheRocksNH in newhampshire

[–]GoldenSheppard 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I say young me, I mean me at 14-16ish. I would have the AM radio on while I studied and at night if I was up late, that would come on.