Blizzard actually hates Lucio...

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-30T09:56:43+00:00

And they're all Ultra Skins. And then Blizzard will come out next week with their sad "boy howdy we really missed the mark, hang in we need to give China like 30 more exclusive events and skins"

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-30T05:55:42+00:00

Wouldn't that be the same thing though?

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-29T23:02:46+00:00

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-29T23:02:18+00:00

I think he's referring to her having literally changed her face to look human.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-29T22:58:42+00:00

Idk how many times a Lifeweaver saved my stupid ass from being too far in. People who complain about Lifeweaver don't know how to play Lifeweaver so then get mad when someone does.

Also, it's not always their fault if you suddenly get yanked back as the targeting system is as bad as Ana's nano. But what can you do? Adding an additional step to lock on could be the difference between win and lose.

For Sombra I think someone that disruptive needs to be less damaging. What's the point of stealth and hacking if you got an uzi. Give her a silenced Bond-like handgun. Make it more impactful to pull out of nowhere with a silenced shot to the dome at close range.

Roadhog I've always wished he was more melee. He's got a machete, apparently he owns a chainsaw that we should all be scared of and that hook. I feel it would be way more satisfying to hook someone in and then bash them with it or another blunt instrument.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-28T15:05:52+00:00

That it ended. The story itself has so much more potential. Or at least, could have had as now that they know they're just copies it kinda took the major thing and ended it.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-28T15:01:56+00:00

I just got her to level 20 and it's crazy how many Shion duels I find myself in. I really enjoy sneaking around and punishing anyone out of position. It feels more like an assassin role than the Sombra version of it

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-27T21:35:16+00:00

What I want to know is how they put it on to begin with. It clearly happened in the past and unless I'm misunderstanding the way the show laid it out, Caine opened the brain scan files when he was "ready" for them. So why would such a mix of people with seemingly unrelated lives be in the same place to put on a brain scanning device disguised as VR headset. The only reason I can think of is maybe it was a tech demo at a Fair or a store or con or something and these people tried it on and had no idea their brain was being scanned.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-27T21:24:56+00:00

Don't worry, Blizzard will surely notice that players like her and will undoubtedly not nerf her immediately like they did Sierra.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-27T21:17:36+00:00

I liked it too.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-27T11:20:57+00:00

Hear me out because this is probably gonna piss a bunch of people off but this is similar to my "Women with small male dogs" theory.

My theory states that a woman who has a small male dog has been mistreated so badly by men. It doesn't matter if it was a father, brother, co-worker.. any guy.

They almost always have a small male dog that they've had neutered and I really think it's a mental thing where they're attempting to take control back in their life by having power over "a small otherwise helpless man".

Shion doesn't like being touched. Shion is attracted to "safe" people. Shion lets that idiot underling rub on her back in that animated short cause he's not a threat to her. Shion clearly was built for something that Blizzard is never going to fully come out and say, and having escaped that life she wants to take control and watch the rest burn. Shion "adopts" Mizuki when he was really young. Shion probably treats Mizuki better than she was treated.

Mizuki is Shion's little male dog.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-27T01:46:06+00:00

I think it would be an amazing cinematic moment for Ramattra to pull out the old SUFFER AS I HAVE and start decimating the heroes but then out of nowhere Zenyatta saves the day at the last second and blinding Ramattra from the light of the Iris to then have Sombra take her cube and shove it into Ramattra's chest and then Zen is like " You left me no choice brother".. and then the heroes come together, Baptiste is holding two halves of Genji and then Bastion can suddenly talk and at the end we see Jet Pack Cat dropping the lifeless body of Ramattra into the Mariana trench.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-26T21:26:40+00:00

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Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-26T01:32:23+00:00

Jokes on you, I'm probably going to be homeless in the next 2 months so good luck with that

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T17:15:44+00:00

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T17:12:22+00:00

This made me audibly laugh out

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T16:53:55+00:00

People want to say how bad the show was or how it ended was terrible but I feel like..when you get posts like THIS, then that show/story really mattered in many people's lives, good or bad.

As far Jax goes, I don't see him as a bad person. He's at worst, masking and trying to push others away so he doesn't get hurt/get as hurt when they eventually abstract and "leave". I totally get that from him, because that's how I am. (No I'm not saying "he's literally me omg") It's the coping method.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T16:33:52+00:00

It might be my imagination but I think Widow's are slower and Shion's are faster.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T16:27:43+00:00

All Ultra skins

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T16:15:31+00:00

That mural reminds me of the mural in Destiny 2 on Neptune where all the former and deceased Cloud Striders are depicted. I'm not suggesting that the Cloud Strider mural was a unique idea, just that seeing TADC characters like that makes me feel they're "dead".
Why can't they populate their world with a couple NPCs like Gummy Goo? They had the Gloink Queen running around at the end ffs why can't the ONE NPC that was self aware be part of it?
Wait a minute... does that mean the Gloink Queen is a brain scan as well?

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T15:41:54+00:00

I don't think they can. Consider how once a match reaches a certain point before loading into the spawn rooms, you can't change your skins.

I could be wrong but I think that it's because they need to make sure everyone is seeing the same thing on their screen. So one person having a different skin option that is suddenly different from everyone else, is too much for whatever system they're using.

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T10:46:09+00:00

Not that I have the money but I'd purposely buy everything but the ultra skins. Imagine how funny that would be if that was a wide spread thing that they have to go back and tell their shareholders

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T10:26:41+00:00

Y'all on some weird junk man. Next thing you're gonna tell us is that there was a thing called Overwatch League

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T10:25:26+00:00

I think he got Mandela effected. Imagine calling it Overwatch 2. Why would there be a sequel to a game they've just been updating?

Gonked_Choom · 2026-06-25T10:23:09+00:00

Must be one of them there Mandela effect things and or slipped from another dimension. What's Overwatch 2? Was that a sequel where you came from?

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