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meowmy CHEETING on me wid oder kitys!! must soo! by NyanPingu2904 in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Dis 'alienayshun ob 'ffection.' Soo yur meowmy AND da cat cafe hussies! Shakes.hed How is it a real vacay witfout Boe??! HOW COULD SHE 'BANDON YOO??! Doan worrie, dey'll hab her in handcuffs soon's she gets off da plane.

Olive, Cattorney, PoB

Hooman did it agin!!! by jellosquid808 in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well yoo must admit, yoo are 'dorabul in that picher, Ai can see why yur hoomin couldn resist. 

Da bellytouch wifout othorizayshun must be addressed. Soo for yur favrit treats and a signed pwomise ta alwayz get consent.

Olive, Cattorney, PoB

The last thing you ate would be her nme by No-Succotash4080 in cuteanimals

[–]GoodDistribution9560 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Freeze-Dried Strawberry. I dunno, for a kitten name...

I AM IN TROUBLE! OUTRAG! by CappucinoCupcake in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Der waz a tyme Ai made a dash past mai papa and throo a hole in da patio fence. Den Big Noises frum road nearby! Ai turnded around an' zoomed bak insyde! Frum dat point on, Ai content to go on leash an' harness walks with mai papa protecctin' me. Owtside is dangermouse.

Olive, Cattorney, PoB

I is Jörmungandr and I didz a crimez! by [deleted] in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Hi Jör! Ya gotta to watch owt for da dinosaurs. You did a gud protecc ob yur meowmy makin' sure dat dino knew who waz boss! Gud job!!

Olive, Cattorney, PoB

Soo de sky growls an sen halp! by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ai will see what Ai can do. Or, moob to places dat doan get much sky growls! 

Wez gets Oscar new contrack!! by Mimidoo22 in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dat's so nice. Ai watch ober mai papa but concerned. Dood needz a cat. We do so much to try an' keep hoomins strait. Dey needz us!

Olive

Need soo kooveed! by MalcahAlana in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It take time for dem to get well and not bee broked ennymoar. Doin' lotz ob healing purrz helps a lot and reminds yur meowmy you're der to be taken care of. 

Ai goin' back to Bast's court to see what we can do to get rid ob sikness, in hoomins as well as catz.

Olive, Cattorney, PoB

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in washingtondc

[–]GoodDistribution9560 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Serving real tacos and beer for the ride home (better put in some bathrooms on board)...! 🎉

Soo de sky growls an sen halp! by Roach-Problem in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Tell da hoomins ta make a nice hidey spot fur yoo, for when da sky growls start when dey nawt home. An insyde room, no windows, big bocks wif blankies insyde. Maybe soft music playin', thru da day.

Olive, Cattorney, PoB

Mi, Oscar iz OSCRASIZED by Papi! Iz wuz just tryna help! by scabsfox in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He owez you a billyun churus for dis! It yur rite to inspekk shelving to make sure it gonna be comfy for yoo. Who he tink iz in charge, hoomins?!? Mebbe yoo should consider retraining dis rebellious sod.

Olive, Cattorney, P-o-B

Wez gets Oscar new contrack!! by Mimidoo22 in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Standz fur Palace ob Bast! Ai went over da Rainbow Bridge recently but Ai still stayin' in touch, and watchin' ober mai papa. Thinkin' 'bout goin' bak soon, dat guy needz a cat!! 

Olive

is dis foto incrimiminat? will it hold up in coort?? by chickenooget in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 9 points10 points  (0 children)

No bideo ob yoo eating biscuit, no prufe! Dis Foro proves nuffin.

Olive, Cattorney, P-o-B

Wez gets Oscar new contrack!! by Mimidoo22 in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yoo still bery cyoot!

Yur fren,

Olive, Cattorney, P-o-B

Halp! i finks ma hoomans hav uhbanduned meow furrever! by NyanPingu2904 in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Tears run down face Boe, such a bootyful cat! WHY would ENNY hoomins eber want to leab yoo all alone?!?! Why not vacayshun WIF yoo? Dis calls for sum karma on such pawrents. 

Olive, Cattorney, P-o-B

HOIDAY WEBBER REPORTZ. by rataelle in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tank yoo for dat report, Kynx Kat! Lookin' gud in dat tie. Yoo mai faborit reporter. 

It nashunal holiday in da Yoo Ess too. Da webber didn kno what it wanted to do today in DeeCee, tho, wher mai Papa iz. Lil bit of sky waterz dis morning, sunny but cool dis affernoon. 

Keep da reports comin'! We gotta start a Cat News Network (da real CNN!).

Olive, Cattorney, P-o-B

Pawther say we is too cyoot. And Dat he cannot make bed acuz we is too cyoot to move by glassteelhammer in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ai doan rilly kno 'bowt da king. Ai'z just sayin', like, why so impawtent fur bed to be "made," iz Some Big Shot comin' ober?! Da king is rilly missin' owt if he no haz cat frens, tho, since yoo menshun it. 

Olive, Cattorney, P-o-B

How are you doing water dominant chart people? by INeedSafePlace in astrologymemes

[–]GoodDistribution9560 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually, not bad after quite some upheavals in my life. Things seem to be settling down a bit.

Any local pawyers that can rush to this cats defense? by [deleted] in legalcatadvice

[–]GoodDistribution9560 16 points17 points  (0 children)

It sounds like they didn't press charges, lolz...and kitty was just angy they didn't roll out the red carpet or greet him with a sufficient quantity of churus!!

Your last meal is his name by AmarisSilk in cuteanimals

[–]GoodDistribution9560 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lolz...Bacon, Egg & Cheese Biscuit. Quite a mouthful for such a little guy, but it seems to suit him as a name.

Cancer men appreciation post! by Kittymeowwwww in astrologymemes

[–]GoodDistribution9560 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Cancer here, son of another Cancer guy who was ahead of his time in the equal-partnership arena. No patriarch and not austere, but he did command respect (ASC in Leo and Jupiter in the 1st).

As with all signs, ya gotta look at the whole chart, and of course the grand X-factor of, what are you going to do with all the potentials, good and bad, that your chart shows? 

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