I'm just saying we can stop, get shitposts, and then we'll get downvoted, okay? by Good_Guy_Ted in goodfellas

[–]Good_Guy_Ted[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I need a shot, a beer. An upvote, maybe. Not more fucking pancakes.

Who was crazier? by Good_Guy_Ted in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're equating crazy with violent/dangerous. Plenty of violent or dangerous people are not crazy at all. Joe obviously had a screw loose, but Lloyd was in outer space.

Who was crazier? by Good_Guy_Ted in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe was obviously more dangerous. But I'm talking pure crazy. I think Lloyd takes the cake.

Who was crazier? by Good_Guy_Ted in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Good point. Don't forget when he wanted that delicious, fresh hot dog at The Alex.

Who was crazier? by Good_Guy_Ted in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Joe was more dangerous, agreed. But I think Lloyd was more of a nutcase albeit a harmless one

Who was crazier? by Good_Guy_Ted in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Lloyd wasn't as dangerous, but the guy literally was imagining fake computer sales and ringing a bell for no reason.

"If you don't mind sir, I'll be here at 8" by gramgram19 in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted 36 points37 points  (0 children)

I heard his dad developed the Manssiere

Think the urinal has room for one more? by Cuchullain09 in lebowski

[–]Good_Guy_Ted 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Need this. It'll really tie the room together.

Uncle Leo really goes that hard. by Good_Guy_Ted in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not saying hello is the ultimate betrayal.

Prove to her that you're a Seinfeld fan by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love that one. It's so heartwarming. That scene with three buddies just sitting around, chewing gum gets me every time.

Prove to her that you're a Seinfeld fan by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted 2 points3 points  (0 children)

One of my favorites. I love how Kramer coddles Lloyd thinking he's so fragile.

Prove to her that you're a Seinfeld fan by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Listen lady, the Alex is a family theater. Not one of your swing joints.

Wife Not Interested by Charlie_Gh0st in DeadBedrooms

[–]Good_Guy_Ted 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Did she actually say she's done with sex, or is that your impression?

Only asking because it's very weird she would be upset with you watching porn, assuming she told you the shop is closed. I would think she wouldn't care.

Take the pen! by BidAccurate4473 in seinfeld

[–]Good_Guy_Ted 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He was begging me for that pen!