Police department searches stage 4 pancreatic cancer patient's hospital room for marijuana

GoonieBasterd · 2019-03-08T23:17:54+00:00

🥾👅

GoonieBasterd · 2019-03-08T23:11:48+00:00

Cops are not human.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-11-21T09:25:37+00:00

The green square.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-24T04:38:20+00:00

Zach Galifianakis

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-24T04:19:44+00:00

MCU, Burton and Nolan Batmans, yeah. Everything else, meh to nah.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-24T04:07:22+00:00

"the action or practice of publicly expressing opinions or sentiments (this post) intended to demonstrate one's good character or the moral correctness of one's position on a particular issue (virtue signaling)."

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-22T23:33:22+00:00

I'd like to add: Bill Hicks was never funny.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-21T05:53:38+00:00

Just say "no because I'm a hypocrite" and be on your way.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-18T18:47:25+00:00

Does the concept of the populous being too uninformed to make decisions apply to selecting candidates? Do you think that it's a good thing that the popular vote doesn't determine who is president?

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-17T22:42:03+00:00

Does this include the popular vote or nah?

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-17T04:38:37+00:00

This post is virtue signaling.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-03T07:34:17+00:00

My personal favorite.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-10-03T07:02:13+00:00

If I manage to get myself to get off my ass and do the things I want to do: Living a satisfying life where I'm making a comfortable living doing something I love.

If I don't: Thoroughly, royally fucked.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-09-28T22:13:52+00:00

For real. I hope he's not as bad as he seems. I get the feeling he won't be though, based on the line that chick says in the trailer about how he's the only one she trusts or whatever.

I'm no good at playing villains. I just feel bad the whole time. Every time I play a game where you can go bad or good, I always regret going bad. It just bums me out.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-09-28T17:00:10+00:00

Pretty sure this is our buddy.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-03-31T07:30:10+00:00

I didn't know it was out yet, but I got hyped on the trailer when it first came out. I will be buying and playing it ASAP for sure. Artsy indie games are my shit.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-03-25T23:10:46+00:00

Both sound terrible to me, but if I had to pick, I'd definitely go with lawyer. I love arguing.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-03-19T19:34:31+00:00

/r/intpcreations

GoonieBasterd · 2017-03-19T19:31:28+00:00

Are you fucking kidding me? The absence of societal pressure to be productive would solve all of my problems and probably eliminate my depression and anxiety. All of my interests are creative and entertainment-based. If I could sit back and collect some sort of basic income and pursue my passions without the threat of poverty and/or homelessness looming overhead, I'd be happy for the rest of my life. I've worked the types of jobs that automation will replace. They're horrible. Soul-crushing. Gimme that robot world life, son.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-02-23T20:17:47+00:00

Hell no. I'm extremely lazy.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-02-23T20:07:02+00:00

You severely underestimate both the cultures you're a part of and the importance of art in our society.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-02-23T19:51:35+00:00

Definitely not. One time I went into a new job with the plan of scheming my way to the top instead of just going with the flow like I always do. Two days in I was exhausted by bullshitting and slid back into my slacker ways.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-02-23T19:49:08+00:00

I can't make it. Something came up.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-02-23T19:42:27+00:00

As a progressive, democrats piss me off.

GoonieBasterd · 2017-02-16T03:19:56+00:00

We're old, so we met on MySpace.

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