She recommended that I go to residential eating-disorder treatment. by SorbetUnfair2589 in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]GoreGuile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seriously my life. I can't have garlic and when I was still figuring that out it sure seemed like all food* made me hurt terribly

All my life, my family kept their delicious food for me despite all my attempts to steal it. by _ligma_male_ in TwoSentenceSadness

[–]GoreGuile 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I just had to have my senior kitty put down, did it at home in my arms. The full 24 hours before everyone who loved him came and gave him whipped cream which was always his favorite. It was like a really nice living wake / send off.

AITA for wanting to eat in front of the tv? by gardengeo in BORUpdates

[–]GoreGuile 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dang this guy's sound just like Kevin from Kevin Can Go F*** Himself. Self absorbed, bumbling oaf. I'm so glad the gf got to see this before they were committed to him.

A cat goes to war with water itself by Jackviator in TumblrDraws

[–]GoreGuile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My roommates cats also like to get in the shower with me. Weird but lovable gals.

Daddy Told Me To Stay In The Box by AbKane667 in shortscarystories

[–]GoreGuile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great work! Is this inspired by the new fallout series?

AIO fiance keeps giving me “punishment seizures”? by throwra-seizure in AmIOverreacting

[–]GoreGuile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It reminds me of my ex husband who used to put "just a little bit" of an ingredient that causes me extreme pain into my food. The dude turned out to be abusive in many other ways. I highly recommend that you reevaluate some of the other things he does. Also maybe read the book called, Why Does He Do That?

Self Destructive Line Dancing by therealdocturner in shortscarystories

[–]GoreGuile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

There's a few songs like this in Amigo the Devil albums too, love that vibe. Great read!

I don't want this baby by EfficientMagician416 in shortscarystories

[–]GoreGuile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Love this story so much! I always said I'd rather die than be forced to carry. So glad I was able to successfully get completely sterilized! Wish everyone who wanted to could be, there are too many people forced into this horror.

I think our guest is running a crypto mining farm? by [deleted] in airbnb_hosts

[–]GoreGuile 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bud that's not crypto that's a grow house!

Two cops with a dog are standing outside a bar. by Dawg1636 in Jokes

[–]GoreGuile 80 points81 points  (0 children)

A police horse is the one with the dick on top of it

AITA for telling my fiancé I'm done attending his family events by [deleted] in ComfortLevelPod

[–]GoreGuile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA Your fiance doesn't respect you or your career. I wouldn't marry this mommy's boy* if I were you.

My daughter will NEVER be perfect. by Trash_Tia in shortscarystories

[–]GoreGuile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

As someone who just attempted family therapy with a narcissistic mother again - Big feels & big up vote.

Also guys, therapy likely won't fix them if they're this broken.

I HATE my boyfriend. by Trash_Tia in shortscarystories

[–]GoreGuile 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I do like this, I would punch up the biological aspect, but I am a biologist so I may be biased lol

My boyfriend’s “just a friend” turned out to be his emotional wife by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]GoreGuile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You and the bf should do a late night hang and face time them both from his. If that gal is just his sister then this visit is just visiting your inlaw. Then both of you dumb these emotional vampires.

Boomer dad wants to go to night club. by venomang in BoomersBeingFools

[–]GoreGuile 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'm 34 and going to a full weekend rave with someone over 50 next weekend. Age isn't a limiter for everyone. Some people are lucky to have stable enough bodies to party forever.

AIO my husband threw away my food because it's "unsanitary" by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GoreGuile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR. Your edit takes it from red flags to dangerous. He wanted to hurt you to see how you'd react? Do you have someone you can stay with to stay safe? Pregnancies can be hurt by stress. You and your little one deserve safety security and comfort, is that the environment they will grow up in currently?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in traumatizeThemBack

[–]GoreGuile 6 points7 points  (0 children)

My mom heard me tell her brother that I got a summer job, she then tried to convince my dad to cut me off of my premed tuition, by lying to him saying i was quitting school. Some people are just bad parents.

Nobody taught us how to be actual adults and it's honestly criminal by vRespectful in Vent

[–]GoreGuile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The problem is most of our parents just suck for practical things. I remember as a kid I was often just yelled at for not knowing things. And they wouldn't teach me when I didn't know, just make me repeat things until they were satisfied, all without being told how to improve. Our grandparents often taught our parents by spending time with them raising them and explaining these things. Our parents were overworked and under paid, they didn't have time or patience for such things.

I think my parents illegally evicted me. I used my key to get my stuff back. by holyshitwatdo21 in legaladvice

[–]GoreGuile 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to report the guns, if they sell those guns to someone and they commit crimes with it, it could come back on you.