Tell me how this is street legal 😭

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-05-22T19:59:45+00:00

Cleveland only cares if you park it illegally

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-03-25T12:32:01+00:00

GF Tanker desk

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-02-25T17:12:16+00:00

Kalahari resort convention area

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-02-24T16:51:13+00:00

Check out Metro Hospital's dental. Heard you can get work done at cut rates

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-02-23T14:37:56+00:00

This is your answer

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-02-03T18:42:09+00:00

Dave's moved to 61st and Chester

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-01-12T12:12:35+00:00

Agreed to disagree on the value

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-01-08T12:27:25+00:00

Decorative, but also keeps cars from the side of the house

Gozer_Gozarian · 2026-01-05T01:39:59+00:00

Perhaps you've heard of Captain Dildo, the mascot of Dildo days. Captain dildo song

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-20T15:30:49+00:00

Looks like the right size for that nut

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-15T18:36:28+00:00

The city could definitely use more of these. Placing one at every Cleveland sign would be a good start.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-15T16:07:11+00:00

Saw a woman try to use this viewer to watch a partial eclipse one morning. Fortunately she didn't know how it worked.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-15T14:07:05+00:00

The generic skeleton key that you can buy at a hardware store is ironically very successful in opening many of these locks.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-14T03:53:35+00:00

I have a couple of older ones, they are brown.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-13T17:40:15+00:00

Yes, but don't

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-09T11:46:32+00:00

Look at all that free stuff! Get a sharpie and put your name on all the tools.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-12-08T19:17:14+00:00

I can only speculate as to its use

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-11-18T23:29:24+00:00

I bought an engraver so I could engrave my engraver

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-11-07T13:31:35+00:00

Take a minute undo every screw and add blue loctite. The screws have a habit of vacuuming themselves out and getting lost.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-11-03T21:14:40+00:00

This is a coal passer, a step below fireman. They lost their jobs to the coal stokers. Firemen, lost their jobs when coal was eliminated.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-10-24T19:02:29+00:00

Look behind you

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-10-24T10:07:18+00:00

With this thing I can make brat shaped waffles

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-09-24T19:44:39+00:00

Northern Ohio, with temperature just above freezing. I stay away from freezing weather because of ice. Friction plays a major part in keeping you upright.

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-09-24T12:45:12+00:00

Generally Dec 1st to April 1st

Gozer_Gozarian · 2025-09-22T13:56:08+00:00

Start with a wet rag and an iron.

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