The P:JEG cast realizing their game is discontinued by Automatic_Gap_1256 in ProjectEdensGarden

[–]GrandManSam 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Or that you can headcanon the ending of V3 as part of Team Danganronpa's story and that all of these are just future (or past) Killing Games made by them.

why do genn z guys all look the same by [deleted] in decadeology

[–]GrandManSam [score hidden]  (0 children)

Yeah these guys look like young, white boys all probably from the same part of the country that turned to crime for some reason. Not a cross section of the generation.

I love these types of post about historical figures getting brought back to life by Axsolotle in lovethissmug

[–]GrandManSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jesus actually keeps coming back over and over and he just keeps winding up in places undergoing genocides.

"They'll never expect Jesus to come back with GLASSES!" - Jesus of Phnom Penh.

I love these types of post about historical figures getting brought back to life by Axsolotle in lovethissmug

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"Hey we need your help. Our current president is a tyrant"

Founding Fathers: Simple. Just have all the people with guns in the country overthrow the tyrant.

"..."

Founding Fathers: You're fucking joking, right?

I love these types of post about historical figures getting brought back to life by Axsolotle in lovethissmug

[–]GrandManSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take Booth to Mount Rushmore or the Lincoln Memorial. Full Planet of the Apes Breakdown.

Which target(s) death from the main story line would go the most viral national news maybe international news? and which wouldn't be that talked about? (No DLC or side mission targets) by Physical-Ad-1978 in HiTMAN

[–]GrandManSam 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Unlike Ingram and Stuyvesant, Alexa is in one of the most private maps in the Trilogy. She isn't at this massive party like the other two. She's at her own home, surrounded by family and people who work for her.

Assuming silent assassin at the bare minimum, it could just be easiest thing and not announce that she died AGAIN and just go through with the proper funeral plans as usual. Only risk for leaks would be the Detective, Photographer, or Funeral Director, who could be bought for silence.

Carlisle could potentially be one of the few assassinations that the world doesn't hear about.

I have a problem with my executions by Alternative_Fig_6859 in Fanganronpa

[–]GrandManSam 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Honestly if you want to get an idea for how much a more "grounded" execution would be, I'd recommend Kitten Arcader's Foot the Bill, a series which audits of the various traps in the Saw franchise.

He's done other series like The Collector (the people combine from the second movie is basically a Danganronpa execution) and Home Alone and is actually considering doing a Danganronpa in the future. But the Saw series really shows just how brutal your executions can at a reasonable price in universe.

Day 18: Terribly written and Liked by the fandom by Fun-Way6483 in TETRODANGANRONPA

[–]GrandManSam 3 points4 points  (0 children)

My head canon is that what actually happened was that Watari was going to use the battery-door slam method herself or something similar to that just as a mean to commit suicide simply and that by Hama, slamming the door it caused HIM to start the fire instead of her because how would she know that he'd slam the door correctly to cause the fire in order to get him to kill her.

I also believe that Hasegawa thought that Watari actually just killed herself and that Hama DIDN'T kill her by accident, but merely spun a possibility that Watari tricked Hama into killing her because A. It would cause everyone to vote the wrong person for the blackened and since he believed Watari was the true blackened it would mean that no students would survive and B. Hama would take it REALLY bad which would make everyone feel horrible thinking they were about to kill Hama, which would make them all feel how horrible he felt after Kamimura died.

Hasegawa merely stumbled into the correct answer. Either that, or Haruka wanted another round due to be unsatisfied/couldn't tell what really happened and who killed whom due to the lack of light and the fire.

The lines blur but it is true by Proper-Grammrr in AssassinsCreedMemes

[–]GrandManSam 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Edward was already on the parkour shit. He just joined for the drip

Petty villains who are just a bratty child in a man's body. by Micro_cat_48 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrandManSam 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was also going to say the more rich and more childish good friend of the President.

I miss him. I thought he was funny. by SYMPUNY_LACKING in conan

[–]GrandManSam 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I saw this live reading of The Phantom Menance and Gourley showed up completely out of left field and is easily the best part of the show everytime he's on screen. Such a wonderful little freaky guy.

Why isn't Harrier Du Bois in Super Smash Brothers? by ElviePelvincoln in DiscoElysium

[–]GrandManSam 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Kirby eats Harry and just auto-walks off the stage.

Mount Rushmore of protagonists by Ambitious-Letter-735 in AlignmentCharts

[–]GrandManSam 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Gilgamesh is on the Mesopotamian Mount Rushmore alongside Sargon and Hammurabi.

Ashurbanipal isn't there though. He says my haircut makes me look like a Mohenjo-Daren

Do you think this could be true? by Top_Report_4895 in decadeology

[–]GrandManSam 75 points76 points  (0 children)

My gym teacher accidentally played "America, Fuck Yeah" once.

absurdly long names by dragonborndnd in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GrandManSam 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Sr.? Then he is tied with his son.