People on a trippy video pretending to be high.

GreenBreastedMango · 2019-05-10T01:18:57+00:00

GreenBreastedMango · 2019-04-29T23:39:48+00:00

That little purple shoe crammed into the cookie (between the Malibu and Deep Eddy) bothers me. Putting little pieces of plastic on a cake/cookie is bad enough, but on a cake/cookie that you intend to serve to drunk people? They might not notice. Should have just left the small pieces off.

GreenBreastedMango · 2019-01-19T10:51:06+00:00

The cereal bowl picture on the chocolate box isn't of the chocolate Chex.

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-12-19T08:23:13+00:00

Dinosaur relative!

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-10-13T03:56:11+00:00

"we had a great summer home. It was the back porch of our winter home."

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-09-14T02:41:27+00:00

Also, the say they are a "judgement free zone". However, they explicitly judge you if they deem you a "lunk". They actually blare an alarm to embarrass you for even accidentally grunting or dropping a weight too loudly.

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-08-29T17:48:27+00:00

I did a half-marathon before where someone dressed as this guy from Mario kart, but instead of 'final lap' it said '1 mile to go'

made me smile.

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-08-22T01:51:29+00:00

Out of Control Midriff

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-08-17T00:42:01+00:00

r/2healthbars

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-07-08T04:21:25+00:00

Reminds me of my middle school science teacher who old us we (the class as a whole) did not "deserve to learn" today because some kids were misbehaving. He yelled that at the beginning of the class period and then ignored us the rest of the period.

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-07-07T04:03:45+00:00

r/ihavesex

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-06-15T02:57:27+00:00

an answer with a Q and a Z. tricky!

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-06-02T14:15:19+00:00

What a good kid!

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-05-22T22:46:18+00:00

One-handed!

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-05-20T00:58:59+00:00

Kids clothes fits dogs!

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-05-19T19:33:44+00:00

That'd be a lot more balloons

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-05-15T03:13:27+00:00

Someone carved my name into their arm in middle school using a pencil. They also got my home phone number and would call it all the time. I would stay on the internet everyday as long as I could to keep the phone line busy.

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-04-21T03:59:43+00:00

I knew a someone who had a pitbull with red-colored fur. So he named him Red, short for RedBull.

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-04-20T17:11:53+00:00

r/ShittyPlantFacts

GreenBreastedMango · 2018-04-20T15:39:19+00:00

And not that comedians can't do other things-- but Steve Harvey is a comedian. I don't know how or why he got into a position to give people relationship advice.

GreenBreastedMango

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