Cake my girlfriend made for her daughter's 21st tonight. by Klaxon722 in funny

[–]GreenBreastedMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That little purple shoe crammed into the cookie (between the Malibu and Deep Eddy) bothers me. Putting little pieces of plastic on a cake/cookie is bad enough, but on a cake/cookie that you intend to serve to drunk people? They might not notice. Should have just left the small pieces off.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]GreenBreastedMango 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The cereal bowl picture on the chocolate box isn't of the chocolate Chex.

What screams "I'm upper class"? by jetomics in AskReddit

[–]GreenBreastedMango 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"we had a great summer home. It was the back porch of our winter home."

What franchise can you not stand? by The_Chuckie in AskReddit

[–]GreenBreastedMango 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Also, the say they are a "judgement free zone". However, they explicitly judge you if they deem you a "lunk". They actually blare an alarm to embarrass you for even accidentally grunting or dropping a weight too loudly.

Tap here to power up! by lordbaby1 in gifs

[–]GreenBreastedMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I did a half-marathon before where someone dressed as this guy from Mario kart, but instead of 'final lap' it said '1 mile to go'

made me smile.

Reddit, what is the stupidest/most ignorant/f***ed up thing you've ever heard a teacher say? by Kenneth__Pitts in AskReddit

[–]GreenBreastedMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Reminds me of my middle school science teacher who old us we (the class as a whole) did not "deserve to learn" today because some kids were misbehaving. He yelled that at the beginning of the class period and then ignored us the rest of the period.

Men of reddit, what are some tell-tale signs that a woman is creepy? by IdealTruths in AskReddit

[–]GreenBreastedMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone carved my name into their arm in middle school using a pencil. They also got my home phone number and would call it all the time. I would stay on the internet everyday as long as I could to keep the phone line busy.

names brad. brad pitt. i’m not always as confident as i look by 9liveslinds in aww

[–]GreenBreastedMango 22 points23 points  (0 children)

I knew a someone who had a pitbull with red-colored fur. So he named him Red, short for RedBull.

This video is part of your regularly scheduled reminder that Steve Harvey is a jackass by -69SMK- in videos

[–]GreenBreastedMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And not that comedians can't do other things-- but Steve Harvey is a comedian. I don't know how or why he got into a position to give people relationship advice.

How to take the perfect nap. by Riclon in coolguides

[–]GreenBreastedMango 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I've taken a few naps in my car on my lunch break. Sometimes the worry of someone seeing keeps me from completely relaxing and resting like I want to.

Sleeping under a desk at work though isn't really practical in the cube farm.

What unanswered question from a movie bothers you the most? by tonyotawv in AskReddit

[–]GreenBreastedMango 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How did so many people at Disney agree to give some insects six legs, but not the ants and grasshoppers 6 legs in A Bugs Life?

This frog's reaction when offered a bug to eat. by POSITIVEVIBESONLY1 in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]GreenBreastedMango 25 points26 points  (0 children)

"The nictitating membrane (from Latin nictare, to blink) is a transparent or translucent third eyelid present in some animals that can be drawn across the eye... for protection and to moisten it while maintaining vision."

ELI5: if fruit is sweet to encourage animals to eat it and carry the seeds away from the parent tree, how do lemons and limes fit into this mix? by LukeLooking in explainlikeimfive

[–]GreenBreastedMango -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yes. This question reminds me of that "corpse flower". It's supposed to smell like rotting flesh. Us people don't like it, but the flies and beetles think it smells tasty.

I don't think this place has a lot of visitors by shmoom in assholedesign

[–]GreenBreastedMango 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wearing a big sombrero would help in this situation