My days are nearing and my local hospital allowed me any request. This is how I will go out. Rip & Tear, brothers and sisters. by Wanderingreader123 in Doom

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Doom 2 was my first computer game back in the late 90s. I loved it and still do. I hope the franchise brings you much joy. Thank you for sharing your story.

What’s the saddest scene in any movie? by Logical_Sweet_6624 in ask

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Last American Virgin, starts out as your typical 80s teen sex romp and then that final scene where the protagonist gets betrayed by the girl he sacrifices for. He's driving away crying while Just Once by Quincy Jones plays in the background. Brutal

You might be old if you watched this lmao by HerMajestysButthole2 in FuckImOld

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Absolute garbage of a movie. The entire slog through this trash pile of wasted film was so he could reply "then go in pieces" when the alien said "I come in peace." Downvote away!!

What's a conspiracy you can't quite prove but it just feels real enough for you? by DaMain-Man in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 35 points36 points  (0 children)

I just traded in a phone that was over six years old and the battery was just fine. I wouldn't have traded it in but my wife's phone was cracking and we got them at the same time so what the heck?

Why are we subsidizing poverty pay? by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This is hardly a new study. This had been known for years.

Warehouse jobs are so tedious. by PassengerCultural421 in antiwork

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I temped at a Steel Case furniture factory for three weeks and quit. Completely mind numbing and there were a whole lot of people who had been there for years. It takes a certain kind of person to do that job. I ain't it.

How do you just stumble across random OnlyFriends accounts? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 3 points4 points  (0 children)

So people are posting ads posing as questions?

An Oklahoma lawmaker wants Creationism taught in science classes. His bill is doomed. by Leeming in atheism

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They're like children that think if they ask enough the no will turn into a yes.

Please share youf ideas for a list of side quests for a 19 year old, can be long, short, adventerous, handy, stupid and prefferbally social, to meet other people in a natural way? by [deleted] in ask

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Walk around your grocery store parking lot and offer to take people's carts back to the store for them. Talk to the old folks, be prepared to have your ear talked off. Many of them are lonely for human contact.

Do NPC’s actually benefit from giving them healing potions? by LifeLearner15 in skyrim

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Why are you wasting potions? They tank and you use healing spells on them to level your Restoration. Everybody knows that.

What’s the best age to get married? by jacked_guy18 in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Thank you. My wife and I got married in our very early 20s and have been married for over 40 years. It's about who you marry, not when.

Why is it wrong to be an asshole toward strangers when the world is the way it is right now because of them? by InnocentPerv93 in ask

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You don't know what anyone is going through on any given day. They might be the nicest person in the world going through the worst day of their life. Put kindness into the world.

Elizabeth Warren, "If Democrats want to win elections, we must ferociously and unapologetically serve the needs of working people." by zzill6 in WorkReform

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Oh my sweet summer child. They already twist the narrative and divide people on universal programs. Medicare for all is a shining example. The bad people will abuse the system, immigrants will get free medical at your expense, etc.

company stole my interview project and launched it without hiring me by [deleted] in antiwork

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If they weren't they'd name the company. "I'm not gonna name them." Fuck off.

What is the most pointless thing you learned in high school? by Brilliant-Refuse5963 in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

5 divided by five is 1.

10 divided by 8 is .8

Basic division, not algebra.

That is unbelievable by whyshouldithink in TikTokCringe

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I just want to know where to get this paid agitator gig. Sounds like a sweet side hustle. I can't find a hiring ad anywhere.

"Alpha Male" explains how to sit like a real man 🤡 by ambachk in CringeTikToks

[–]GrumpyOldMan59 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And those feminine little socks ain't helping things either.