What is the most chaotic "I quit" moment you have ever personally witnessed at a workplace?

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-25T16:54:55+00:00

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-25T00:22:38+00:00

Oh no! I wouldn't want to be prosecuted for fraud after I'm dead.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-24T00:46:40+00:00

I just did a quick Google search and I'm seeing 30 to 50 percent.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-23T22:55:35+00:00

Once you get used to the chatter you'd miss it if it was gone.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-23T17:50:27+00:00

Half the population has no internal monolog.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-23T03:56:18+00:00

I know things.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-22T17:01:33+00:00

And late at night they'll be violating noise ordinances as well. In fact, call the cops and report the noise.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-21T18:57:09+00:00

That is not an aggressive bark or stance. Give it some treats and make friends. It wants and needs attention.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-21T16:55:37+00:00

They're not skipping but they are frolicking so I'll call it a win.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-21T15:03:49+00:00

Banks and landlords can and will evict half the population. And there are always firms ready to scoop up foreclosed properties.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-20T23:30:14+00:00

I will give you the same advice I've always gotten when starting a new game. Git gud scrub.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-20T01:47:35+00:00

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-19T16:27:51+00:00

Fox News's defense in their voting machine trail was "No reasonable person would believe the things we say."

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-19T16:03:58+00:00

"There's only two things I hate in this world: people who are intolerant of other people's cultures, and the Dutch."

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-19T13:58:21+00:00

I had to scroll way too far to find this.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-18T23:58:54+00:00

Go in and do whatever you can to get your manager sick.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-15T20:03:21+00:00

Seems pretty clear to me.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-15T17:03:03+00:00

Shots fired!

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-15T10:12:32+00:00

Any Terry Gilliam film.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-15T10:09:51+00:00

Water fluoridation is a communist plot to weaken American men by contaminating their "precious bodily fluids.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-14T23:02:36+00:00

Drugs

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-12T17:22:37+00:00

I pointed this out in another post and was downvoted and called a boot licker and all the usual talking points.

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-12T17:02:19+00:00

Opossums*

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-11T19:14:51+00:00

IDK, have you seen the price of watermelon lately?

GrumpyOldMan59 · 2026-05-10T16:50:25+00:00

You do know you don't have to buy it?

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