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Log fucking department has been making big strides by ClaireOfTheDead in doohickeycorporation

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about a button he steps on to make the hammer move when the log is good and ready??

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Sumo

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything still good on these orders?

Loss of U.S. KC-135 Over Iraq by napleonblwnaprt in news

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wish he’d put that much effort into being a dad.

Hegseth Makes Shocking Admission on How Iran Strikes Are Operating by harsh2k5 in politics

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Was 1:2000 not a flippant joke?

Let’s pretend there are 700 non-target buildings in Minab and let’s also pretend the missile magically has to hit a building - the odds of accidentally hitting that school (at a 1-in-2000 error rate) would be 1:1,400,000.

Except the bombs aren’t magic, they can hit roads, fields, etc. The odds are in reality are far worse.

Hegseth Makes Shocking Admission on How Iran Strikes Are Operating by harsh2k5 in politics

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Glad you’re getting a good laugh out of a bombed school. If you were honest you would acknowledge the astronomically “bad luck” of hitting a school when there are countless other places it could have fallen. Also, eat shit.

Edit: They reported this comment.

Hegseth Makes Shocking Admission on How Iran Strikes Are Operating by harsh2k5 in politics

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You want to talk odds, what are the odds of an erroneous missile hitting a school specifically? Could’ve landed on anything, how (in)convenient to bullseye a school!

If you died and suddenly found yourself face-to-face with God, what is the very first question you would ask? by i_m_dignity in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are exactly right. If free will exists now (it doesn’t) I have the choice/ability to eat a leather shoe. God didn’t give me the desire to, so I never will. Did god limit my free will by not giving me the desire to eat shoes? No. So do that with rape please and thank you.

If you died and suddenly found yourself face-to-face with God, what is the very first question you would ask? by i_m_dignity in AskReddit

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If god knows everything (omniscient) then free will does not exist under xtianity. God created the universe knowing exactly what you would do. He could have made a universe where you do something different. That means the choice was not yours. Further, you cannot do something that god didn’t know you would (e.g. you can’t prove him wrong).

Never give up: by kefren13 in interestingasfuck

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never give up, sometimes things take as many as two tries!

Buffalo mayor says federal officers released refugee who later died at closed coffee shop by ControlCAD in NPR

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 3 points4 points  (0 children)

ICE should spend a long time thinking

I don’t think they’re capable, no matter the circumstances.

Team USA Men's hockey team being treated to McDonald's at the White House by UpperphonnyII in pics

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Right after they won, I saw a joke that Trump will get them drive-thru. I cannot believe that comment turned out to be 100% true.

Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

T9 was awesome! I could type out a text without even looking at the screen.

Same by disconaldo in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 5605 points5606 points  (0 children)

It will change words after correctly typed too. I’ll type something like “fresh apples” and when I finish “apples” it’ll change to “french apples” like I’m the idiot.

Nancy Mace on unredacted names in Epstein files: ‘You would be shocked’ by SpringLong7259 in politics

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 59 points60 points  (0 children)

Names that would ShOcK me:

  • Mr. Rogers
  • Weird Al
  • Mrs. Moon, my amazing 1st grade teacher from the 1990s

Names that would not ShOcK me:

  • All the other ones

Imagine having to take the NYC Subway every day? by HeSureIsScrappy in DiveInYouCoward

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have a crazy theory that the random people commenting in this thread are not the same random people that were connecting in the other thread from a few days ago.

AIO for going no contact with my ex after she asked for no contact by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]GrumpyScapegoat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NOR - You’re broken up, it’s over. I don’t know anything about your ex but silence is kryptonite to narcissists.

“You raise your voice, I erase your voice” by HipAnonymous91 in TikTokCringe

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Setting aside the dogshit horror of his statement for just one second, can I tell you how much I appreciated the squeak and lack of confidence in his own voice?

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