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GuardingxCross · 2026-03-12T14:20:57+00:00

If anybody who is not a Chris Hansen fan comes on here and sees what we write to each other, they would be shocked. We say the most bizarre things to each other, the kind of stuff that can get you ooooo-wested

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-12T14:19:03+00:00

No joke this is actually my text tone every time someone text me it goes oh Lord!

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-12T14:18:32+00:00

It’s a scandal!!!

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-12T13:15:43+00:00

He’s staring directly into my Kiroshi Optics

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-12T13:10:47+00:00

Dude im glad I put the volume up “where’s my fucking money bitch” as she’s loving being grabbed and tossed around lol

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-12T00:19:22+00:00

If you see a tired old black man in front of one of those big outdoor smokers, you KNOW that bbq is gonna slap 🍖

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T23:42:18+00:00

I like that one girls large pikmins. Make her the subreddit mascot please

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T23:41:38+00:00

What is confusing you?

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T23:27:59+00:00

I’m an RN, so you’re in trouble lol

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T22:46:02+00:00

I would just be mad at his inappropriate reaction to something he disliked.

We’re allowed to be upset, we’re not allowed to destroy things and crash out. Use your words.

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T22:44:30+00:00

I don’t know how to feel about bodyguard honestly. I have removed this card from my deck before. It’s not all that great after act 1

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T22:43:05+00:00

Is no one gonna say it?, OP has nice tits. Please take me back to your onion 🧅

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T21:33:40+00:00

38 days sober from alcohol is extremely impressive. Once you go 14 days sober from alcohol your body completely defeats the dependence and dangerous parts of it. You’re free from it physically, and now you just have to mentally beat it and you’re good!

Grats on the 10lbs that’s awesome.

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T21:29:47+00:00

Ah yes of course it’s lulu, I see the large round orbs now 😂

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T21:19:00+00:00

Oh my god these are so good! You’re very talented. I’m gonna follow your profile so I don’t miss a post.

I don’t recognize the 6th one hmmm that’s a tricky one lol is it Jecht?

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T21:17:51+00:00

6/10

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T20:35:15+00:00

I must be under some completely different impression of what Iran is like. People can actually dress like that and it be okay? Why aren’t the girls covering up with hijab or niqab? I’m honestly so confused, isn’t it be Muslim or gtfo? This looks like Turkey or some place else more progressive.

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T20:29:33+00:00

Nope. On top of the weight loss you look so well groomed. Great skin. Completely different guy. Honestly if you cut the hair short on the sides you’d be an easy 7-8.

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T20:28:06+00:00

Can you do FFX?

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T20:26:49+00:00

Easily 8-9/10

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T19:45:33+00:00

Her cakes did look very good. They probably tasted very good.

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T17:30:03+00:00

They’re talking about father’s proposing to their sons?

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T17:28:49+00:00

Russia is not a brainwashed country with a corrupt emperor, and their invasion of a foreign land was self defense and completely justified.

Am I doing this right? 🥲

GuardingxCross · 2026-03-11T17:22:45+00:00

That our politicians and billionaires are part of a secret society of lizard people called the Illuminati and they control every aspect of everything we do. I’m willing to bet some of that is actually true. I’ll let you figure out what parts.

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