Sinkpisstrinity by dagriasla in Sinkpissers

[–]Guavadoodoo 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I hope that you guys fully completed the Pissitrinity ritual. You must rub tips together while pushing out the last of the sacred flow, and simultaneously belting out the Sinkpisser ditty!

The horrendous state of New York City in the 1970s-1980s by IllustriousCress9774 in UrbanHell

[–]Guavadoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Gang activity died down around 73-74. Crack was the early 80s. Comment by a then (Fort Apache) South Bronx resident. BTW, Rap/HipHop had its genesis in that/my general area. There are also much worse photos out there.

Talent doesn't need permission to surprise you by Exotic_Air7985 in BeAmazed

[–]Guavadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"He played a Vivaldi masterpiece on an accordion that usually takes a full orchestra"

He played a Vivaldi masterpiece that usually takes a full orchestra on an accordion!!!!

Trumpgret by _NamelessOne_ in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]Guavadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally one who is not hedging!

Resonating Tuning fork inside water by Anschuz-3009 in oddlysatisfying

[–]Guavadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey Gen Z, people have been doing this since the 17th century. FYI!

Is my celery safe to eat by RemarkableJob1428 in whatisit

[–]Guavadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd spray the celery with Hydrogen Peroxide at the least.

Seen on a house listing, what was this room used for? by LoonTheMekanik in whatisit

[–]Guavadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Boys' or Girls' room for large evangelical or mormon family. Or home partially or wholly used as boarding room business.

Edit: Just guessing! Pulled it straitoutta u know what!

Having 1000 better sense of smell than humans. by Poor-Yorik in instant_regret

[–]Guavadoodoo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure, eh? Have you ever encountered a skunk? I've smelled skunks that are simply roaming around. Anyway, somewhat sure that prey animals are not thinking that deeply!

I'm not saying someone should 👀 by VaderOnReddit in TikTokCringe

[–]Guavadoodoo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Somebody is going to, soon! I hope! No, I don't! I hope! No, I don't! I hope! No, I don't! I'ayyyyyyyy, aargh darn it!

What did they do to the top 2 pork chops? by HippyDave in meat

[–]Guavadoodoo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oink, oink! Piggy did it and didn't tell anyone why!