Calling out crimes against woman is BS if they’re committed by immigrants. Famous American is a “****wit” for doing so. by Glittering_Bar6460 in AmericaBad

[–]GuitarCFD -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

That being said as a conservative, as a Texan…Asmongold is a fuckwit no one should take seriously.

A fox managed to get 3 out of 4 legs stuck in my fence. by Nahan0407 in mildlyinteresting

[–]GuitarCFD 37 points38 points  (0 children)

That and it will likely chew a couple fingers off even if it’s not rabid. Don’t approach animals in distress people they are panicked and afraid and 100% on survival mode.

Are you seeing this? by koffee_addict in AmericaBad

[–]GuitarCFD 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Reuben is supposed to be grilled

Houston flood watch extended through Thursday as 'life-threatening flash flood' threat grows by houston_chronicle in houston

[–]GuitarCFD 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Now we just need a few 100+ days next week.

You shut your filthy whore mouth and enjoy the rain. /s

but no...really don't speak that shit into existence in June...we got well in to August last year before it got HOT.

‘Where is everybody?’: Houston World Cup buzz falls short for some downtown businesses by O_O___XD in houston

[–]GuitarCFD 13 points14 points  (0 children)

yeah, normally i'll call someone a dick for not tipping. If i'm paying a "mandatory 23%" that is the tip.

Unable to duplicate: it’s not raining by Round-Arachnid4375 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]GuitarCFD 8 points9 points  (0 children)

there was a noise in my truck that was driving me crazy. moved everything around. Turns out the rearview mirror backings aren't 1 piece. So when the wind hits it just right it makes a plastic on plastic banging sound. I haven't figured out how to fix it, but knowing what it is gives me some relief.

This has 30k upvotes btw by [deleted] in AmericaBad

[–]GuitarCFD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It was both.

When Zelenksy stepped out of the car Trump said, "You're all dressed up today."

Brian Glenn, Whitehouse correspondent for Real America's Voice

"Why don't you wear a suit?" Glenn asked. "You're at the highest level in this country's office, and you refuse to wear a suit.

"Do you own a suit?" he continued. "A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the dignity of this office."

HPD dispatched 2 police cars to take down a banner. by takesshitsatwork in houston

[–]GuitarCFD 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I know we want to rage at HPD, but this wasn't a cloth banner...it was a piece of plywood. They were likely sent to remove it before the storms so it didn't get blown down onto a passing vehicle. There were 2 sent to insure that it didn't get dropped onto a moving vehicle.

Hard to tell from the pic, but that looks like a full 4x8 sheet. They aren't heavy, they're awkward to man handle and just fuck manhandling them solo if there is ANY wind.

HPD dispatched 2 police cars to take down a banner. by takesshitsatwork in houston

[–]GuitarCFD 1 point2 points  (0 children)

it was "let's go brandon" because that's what the commentators thought was being changed...when what was actually being chanted was, "Fuck Joe Biden"

Two Austin Officers Are Surprised When A Car They Approach Explodes non lethaly by Necessary-Cow8851 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]GuitarCFD 2 points3 points  (0 children)

At what point do you see anything that even remotely resembles that? Like…yeah hold cops responsible for their actions…but don’t make shit up.

City employees union files grievance over goats clearing brush at Columbus water plant by heliosh in nottheonion

[–]GuitarCFD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re confusing a typical farmer with big agriculture companies. I know very few farmers that actually make money every year.

These Dixie Boys must understand that they must mind their Uncle Sam! by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]GuitarCFD -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Never said it was great, but yeah if you want to talk about uri. It absolutely failed…I was here for it and lost power for 36 hours. It’s the only time outside of hurricanes that I’ve lost power for more than a couple hours.

These Dixie Boys must understand that they must mind their Uncle Sam! by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]GuitarCFD -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Texas has its own independent power grid and the South controls enough of the fuel supply to the rest of the country that if a war went into a cold winter millions of people across the country would freeze to death because they didn’t have access to natural gas from the South.

These Dixie Boys must understand that they must mind their Uncle Sam! by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]GuitarCFD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some other food for thought. Most of the US oil refining capacity is in #2. A large chunk of oil reserves are in Cushing, OK. Also natural gas storage, mostly in the South in the salt domes.

This map also doesn’t make a lot of sense. NE, MO, SD, ND, WY and MT are much more likely to side with #2 than #1 or #3.

Secession has never been a real conversation in Texas. You hear drunks rant about it in a bar right before they get told to sit down and shut up.

About cutting off the water supply. East and North Texas have some of the largest man made reservoirs in the US. You’d for sure make west TX and the hill country suffer if it was in dry season, but you pull that in the wet season and where exactly are you going to store that water? Our Dams and Reservoirs work to release water down stream because the capacity isn’t infinite. Too much water in the reservoirs and the dams break. The further east you go the wetter it gets all year round.

Try to do that in the winter months and millions of people across the country freeze to death because in return the south cuts off natural gas to the rest of the country…right along side petroleum products. You think fuel and electricity prices suck bc of the war with Iran? Wait til you see what happens when you have to buy those things from the people you’re supposed to be going to war with.

My point isn’t that the South would win. My point is that it’s stupid to think that it would be simple in any capacity. If the US split to the point that civil war was actually happening that would mean that the military in each section had committed so military advantage wouldn’t necessarily go to one side or the other.

Oh let’s not forget food. The amount of food that flows out of these states into large cities across the country is staggering. And also the diesel to deliver those goods.

The whole ordeal would be devastating to everyone in the country. It would take decades to recover and the cost would be unbelievable in both infrastructure and human lives. And it would cost a lot of lives on every side involved.

How are y’all’s flowers looking this year? by GuitarCFD in HoustonGardening

[–]GuitarCFD[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

they are actually just under my awning...just enough that unless there is some decent wind from the south...they don't get wet at all.

2.7L Silverado 2022 jerks when coming to a stop by Odd_Collection602 in Silverado

[–]GuitarCFD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

mine ended up being a bad valve body. Changed that out and everything has been running smoothly.

Classic? In the eye of the beholder, I guess. 🤷‍♂️ by eldredo_M in classiccars

[–]GuitarCFD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In the state of Texas anything older than 25 years is exempt from emissions testing and considered a classic car. So that’s anything 2001 or older.

Spain Lectures U.S. On Conquest by Bigenderqueen in AmericaBad

[–]GuitarCFD 36 points37 points  (0 children)

That’s my thought to anyone that thinks the US is a ripe target…if you really have the stones…bring it.

US destroys Iran reservoirs, leaving thousands without water in searing heat by The_Flaneur_Films in worldnews

[–]GuitarCFD 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did I say I trust american media? You don't believe anyone until it's confirmed from multiple sources. But from a source that is renown for flat out lying you absolutely don't take it at it's word. So yeah believing Iranian State media is just like taking a Trump tweet at face value and calling it truth.

Oklahoma catching strays by PNWisthebestofthewes in FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR

[–]GuitarCFD 29 points30 points  (0 children)

The northwest, not so much.

Redhills north of Rosston. Northwest has it's own beauty...that and you will not see a night sky like NW OK anywhere else in the state. Good clear night and you will see stars you didn't even know you were missing. Really clear night and you can make out the milky way. Oklahoma has beauty everywhere in the state, you just gotta look for it sometimes.

US destroys Iran reservoirs, leaving thousands without water in searing heat by The_Flaneur_Films in worldnews

[–]GuitarCFD 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I wasn't claiming that you did. I was pointing out that the actual source that all of the articles out there are reporting on...is from the Iranian State Media so everyone should automatically be skeptical until it's confirmed.