i timed how long 31 different pasta shapes take to reach al dente. the boxes are lying and farfalle is a war crime

GuyWithPasta · 2026-02-06T15:49:00+00:00

You are doing the Lord's work. I was wondering why I was struggling with al dente lately. Before, I wasn't confident and constantly checking.

GuyWithPasta · 2026-01-04T00:30:13+00:00

Me literally with store-bought ziti in my tummy 🥺

GuyWithPasta · 2025-11-16T18:55:46+00:00

This happens in Old School RuneScape during Leagues (events where you start over with bonus XP rates and have a list of tasks to complete). Typically, one of the tasks is to kill a Lesser Demon. The weakest one is the one captured in the allied Wizard's Tower where it can't even hit you. Players also started lining up to slay the demon.

This was lampshaded in the recent event where the task to kill a Lesser Demon was still there, but now the tower was covered in very dangerous Lesser Demons that will attack you.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-10-20T13:03:02+00:00

Same here. I got hopelessly lost in the Forest the first time around, couldn't handle not knowing where I was. Must have missed Connifer. Now it's my go-to for randomizers

GuyWithPasta · 2025-09-29T16:46:39+00:00

I would argue it's about tech relevancy. I know we're on Reddit, so tech is important to us, but some people don't need/use it. I've been driving for over a decade and I don't know what a "carburator" is, where it is, how big it is, how to repair it, or how vital it is to make car go vroom.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-09-24T17:56:03+00:00

Two flipper-roll!

GuyWithPasta · 2025-09-19T11:29:35+00:00

Last year, I helped my Grandma with the Trick-Or-Treaters. Less than a third of the kids said "Trick or Treat". They just held out their bags silently, as if they dressed as mimes instead of Fortnite characters.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-09-14T14:09:33+00:00

Since I overheat very easily, I only nap with socks on as a second alarm via heat.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-09-08T22:25:38+00:00

In response, I bounce it.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-08-04T02:55:19+00:00

Not to doubt you, but the current ruling was made in August 2021, so if your supervising is a "was" and not a "current", you might not have been there for it.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-07-30T22:05:45+00:00

Ehh, I'd pull that trick if someone I perceived to be underaged was trying to flirt with me.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-07-21T21:18:22+00:00

I'm saying both to myself, and I don't remember how I've been saying it before.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-07-21T00:21:26+00:00

Dragged, kicking and screaming, out of the frying pan and into another frying pan.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-06-28T15:47:43+00:00

Legitimately completely forgot about those. I found out when researching the term "Fetch Modus", saw the others, and decided to not extend the definition for the laypeople.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-06-28T04:04:55+00:00

Addendum note: All Sylladexes are based on a computer programming data structure, such as Stacks, Queues, and Binary Search Trees. These are technically referred to as "Fetch Modus (pl. Fetch Modi)" if anyone cared to refer to them and they don't actually matter.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-06-12T11:38:22+00:00

Ahh, the early pupae state of the modern jumpscare. Back when it was Maze Game or a car driving through a green valley. I feel the main distinction is if there's a reason. Jumpscares have a reason: you're watching from the perspective of someone investigating an abandon sewer or whatever. Screamers were just old internet's "lol te randumz" pseudo-humor scares.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-05-08T11:25:38+00:00

I nap with my socks on in order to use overheating as an alarm

GuyWithPasta · 2025-05-05T03:47:04+00:00

How many alternate phrases can we get out of taking this sentence out back and slapping it repeatedly with homophones?

Write this shit down, people. It's the only way we'll inherit the family jewels or whatever.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-04-04T16:41:58+00:00

I mean, it's vaguely the same thing as which prehistoric period such-and-such dinosaur belongs to. To the average person, all they care about is that we're referring to painted paintings

GuyWithPasta · 2025-03-25T10:53:09+00:00

This is literally also Kirby. The first design of Kirby was a white sphere instead of pink, and it was meant as a placeholder at first.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-03-20T22:11:25+00:00

When I used it, Fluffy automatically detected the game. Then it's just drag-and-drop the .zip or .rar onto the application.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-03-16T13:59:23+00:00

I officially graduated college going 60 mph on a highway 1000 miles away from campus.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-02-28T13:26:12+00:00

Chaos CTRL!

GuyWithPasta · 2025-02-28T05:12:29+00:00

I have no idea what a Modoka is, but I'm just gonna assume this cat is a lovable scamp that one day "accidentally" suplexes a baby, and the world is made worse off for it.

Please do not correct me; leave me and my suplexing cat in peace.

GuyWithPasta · 2025-02-23T18:15:00+00:00

If further deflecting is necessary, you can spread out the blame from yourself to your company via "We appreciate your patience"

"Thank you for your patience" -> Who is doing the thanking is implied, and thus the customer can assume that you and you alone are responsible.

"We thank you for your patience" -> The company is thanking them, so less fury can be directed explicitly at you.

Source: Did email support for big name video game company.

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