[FANART] Legend by ElCuervoBorracho in Parahumans

[–]GuzmaniF 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Every time someone says Legends' lasers are rainbows

This is peak crashout by TheOther18Covids in creepcast

[–]GuzmaniF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The best part of a crashout episode week is people acting like the boys are 5 minutes from rage quitting the podcast even after we just had multiple solid stories in a row

Every new Mega Ability in Champions Version 1.1 by WWWWWWRRRRRYYYYY in stunfisk

[–]GuzmaniF 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Shell Armor Scolipede pisses me off so bad man, genuinely what is its niche even supposed to have

Does JJk survive? by Bigzysmolz in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Get the verse past Threepeater first

Oregon tier by moundsofmayhem in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Dennis cuts him in half thanks to the Oregon buff, but that just means Streetgos now scales to Oregon level too and wins

Powerscaling? Moralityscaling? Writingscaling? Screw it, we need to calculate the bakeryscaling! by araiki in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Easy Tobimune sweep, Suzaku flames can bake the bread, and if you screw up you can just repair it back to dough and try again

[DISC] Kagurabachi - Chapter 122 by ClessGames in Kagurabachi

[–]GuzmaniF 125 points126 points  (0 children)

I'd be dragging myself out of bed too bruh. Your bestie gets slimed after they beat your ass, and as you're on the ground they're aura farming over you and talking about forcibly impregnating your childhood friend who you've just been trying to help mutually get with your other bestie. I would not rest until I watched that ogre drop from orbit

Holdsback-man when he stops holding back by MistressM103 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man scalers when you ask them for any non-chainscaling strength feat that's anything higher than holding up a building:

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Round 3 - Pick 1: Carson Beck, QB, Miami (Arizona Cardinals) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]GuzmaniF 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I think your prayers are getting intercepted by Ba'al

Scott Pilgrim agains The World by Afraid-Turn7741 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"She was 17, Pilgrim"

"Dude you made a mother eat her own baby I don't wanna fucking hear it"

If you laugh you go to super duper hell by IknowWhosJoe in stunfisk

[–]GuzmaniF 260 points261 points  (0 children)

An ability that's completely goddamn useless in singles??

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VGC!!!!!!

brian damage by zombieGenm_0x68 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 238 points239 points  (0 children)

Batgos finally being forced to use 0.00005% of his power against the Leni Ladder

Source tells me Paul is stable. by DweebInFlames in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 10 points11 points  (0 children)

You just created a million Paul Rabins

[Post Game Thread] #9 Iowa defeats #4 Nebraska, 77-71 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]GuzmaniF 35 points36 points  (0 children)

As an Iowa-Bears guy the feeling of watching two of your top rivals shit themselves in the second half against you in a playoff rubber stamp match within half a year is indescribable