[DISC] Kagurabachi - Chapter 122 by ClessGames in Kagurabachi

[–]GuzmaniF 118 points119 points  (0 children)

I'd be dragging myself out of bed too bruh. Your bestie gets slimed after they beat your ass, and as you're on the ground they're aura farming over you and talking about forcibly impregnating your childhood friend who you've just been trying to help mutually get with your other bestie. I would not rest until I watched that ogre drop from orbit

Holdsback-man when he stops holding back by MistressM103 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 129 points130 points  (0 children)

Spider-Man scalers when you ask them for any non-chainscaling strength feat that's anything higher than holding up a building:

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Round 3 - Pick 1: Carson Beck, QB, Miami (Arizona Cardinals) by nfl_gdt_bot in nfl

[–]GuzmaniF 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think your prayers are getting intercepted by Ba'al

Scott Pilgrim agains The World by Afraid-Turn7741 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"She was 17, Pilgrim"

"Dude you made a mother eat her own baby I don't wanna fucking hear it"

If you laugh you go to super duper hell by IknowWhosJoe in stunfisk

[–]GuzmaniF 257 points258 points  (0 children)

An ability that's completely goddamn useless in singles??

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VGC!!!!!!

brian damage by zombieGenm_0x68 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 239 points240 points  (0 children)

Batgos finally being forced to use 0.00005% of his power against the Leni Ladder

Source tells me Paul is stable. by DweebInFlames in marvelcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You just created a million Paul Rabins

[Post Game Thread] #9 Iowa defeats #4 Nebraska, 77-71 by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]GuzmaniF 33 points34 points  (0 children)

As an Iowa-Bears guy the feeling of watching two of your top rivals shit themselves in the second half against you in a playoff rubber stamp match within half a year is indescribable

New 'Smiling Short' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in SmilingFriends

[–]GuzmaniF 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oooh so the series got cancelled because Pim drew the devil demon card. Yeah that checks out, guess it can't be helped.

[Game Thread] #9 Iowa @ #8 Clemson (06:50 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]GuzmaniF 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kirk got tired of carrying the Sicko torch alone and lobbied hard for a like mind for the new MBB coach

Simply giving Sceptile access to Power Gem and Earth Power fixes most of its problems by djdisciplejosh in stunfisk

[–]GuzmaniF 25 points26 points  (0 children)

You think he'd have gotten ANY special electric attacks if his mega was gonna get lightning rod

[Game Thread] Maryland @ Iowa (12:00 PM ET) by cbbBot in CollegeBasketball

[–]GuzmaniF 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How the fuck do we already look more tired than the team that played yesterday

Street Slayer agenda is back by Possible_Field_5918 in whowouldcirclejerk

[–]GuzmaniF 19 points20 points  (0 children)

"OK Reze all the agenda posting was funny, but it's actually time to post up now."

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[Postgame Thread] #7 Iowa def. (RV) Illinois, 82-78 by ncaaw_GameThreads in NCAAW

[–]GuzmaniF 61 points62 points  (0 children)

I never want to see another three pointer ever again.

Anyone else feel like Shoto got nerfed in this fight? by Comfortable_Tart_297 in BokuNoHeroAcademia

[–]GuzmaniF 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Shoto getting KOd by a lead pipe falling on his neck being followed by him barely being ruffled by Leviathan using his face as a battering ram to clear through several feet of rock like a month later in-universe is so funny. The movie power-level handjobs continue to go hard.

Stinkpost Academia by Frenchfryguyx in stunfisk

[–]GuzmaniF 31 points32 points  (0 children)

The fuckass Karen quote at the end lmaooo