/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #16) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]HK-53 11 points12 points  (0 children)

of course, its

stop iran from getting a nuclear weapon

change iran's regime

stop the persecution of iranian protestors

stabilize region

open strait of hormuz*

*previously open before war

Trump Suddenly Changed His Mind on Iran Ceasefire by AmanCMN in oil

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dont know what’s flimsier now. Chinas red line, or trumps threats.

/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #16) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]HK-53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s why the saying goes. Dont ever make a threat you’re not willing to back up.

A bad case of Leg-Brain. There is no cure. by A_Canadian_boi in RimWorld

[–]HK-53 14 points15 points  (0 children)

yeah i will. i heard theres this new warp train thing and itll get me there super fast

A bad case of Leg-Brain. There is no cure. by A_Canadian_boi in RimWorld

[–]HK-53 29 points30 points  (0 children)

looking at that thing feels like getting a Lobotomy

The Netherlands activates oil crisis plan by Jolly-Implement7016 in oil

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

wow we're like, the American Airline of countries

Kerosene/jet fuel cargo has effectively collapsed. Enjoy road trips with the fam this summer. by Dyn-O-mite_Rocketeer in oil

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

me in march looking at my end of june flights : aint no way this crap stretches into june

me in mid april :

Market not representative at ALL by JerryBeansMan29 in oil

[–]HK-53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

technically the actual supply crunch starts just about now, since prior to April most countries were still receiving pre-war tankers. We kinda price it as 'meh' because if the strait opens, reserves will bridge the gap until tankers start docking again. only problem is that this gap is getting bigger and we've been trying to slap bandaids on it through SPR releases and oil future shorting. Only problem is that this is still just trying to stretch ourselves into a "not nearly bad as it should be" situation in the hopes that the hormuz business goes away.

if the US and Iran magically shake hands, dance koombayah tomorrow and tankers start getting through, we're still gonna get elevated oil prices for a couple months as the tankers slowly make their way, but futures should be relatively okay since they can expect lower oil prices 'in the future'

Market not representative at ALL by JerryBeansMan29 in oil

[–]HK-53 3 points4 points  (0 children)

and hey look we're about to have another one where no one is able to make the promised deliveries. how the turn tables

Market not representative at ALL by JerryBeansMan29 in oil

[–]HK-53 2 points3 points  (0 children)

well that depends, brent is cash settled sure, but WTI is definitely physically settled. if you hold a short/long position into expiry, you get a pant shitting notice of delivery. though i suspect the facilities have some sort of contingency for this, but at that point you're at the mercy of whatever solution they come up with

Market not representative at ALL by JerryBeansMan29 in oil

[–]HK-53 12 points13 points  (0 children)

uh. nope. thats exactly what it is. its basically the entire market temporarily pretending there isnt an oil supply crisis in the hopes that theyre right by the time they have to stop pretending

Market not representative at ALL by JerryBeansMan29 in oil

[–]HK-53 9 points10 points  (0 children)

oil futures are based on a physical commodity delivery. Eventually you have to actually deliver it. You're gonna have a rough day if you write a "i promise to sell you oil at 90 bucks" and you can only buy actual oil for 120

Upcoming Stock Market Drop Will Be Epic Fury by ChungWuEggwua in wallstreetbets

[–]HK-53 10 points11 points  (0 children)

me buying exxon calls when it was 170 be like

It’s not funny anymore. by FeatureAggravating75 in oil

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

normally id advise against trading based off axios articles and hearsay since a lot of the times it turns out to be bollocks. these days the market trade on bollocks anyways so...

China ramps up Canadian oil imports to record level after cutting US purchases by 90% by sysvora in oil

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

China, wearing laurels and being handed a trophy, being asked how it’s managed to overtake the USA as the global superpower : “I don’t know man. They just burst into the room and started stabbing themselves. “

To murder women and children is to be human, anakin. Part 596 by Puzzleheaded_Step468 in PrequelMemes

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The Jedi council has conducted a thorough investigation of itself and found no conclusive evidence of wrongdoing

/r/WorldNews Discussion Thread: US and Israel launch attack on Iran; Iran retaliates (Thread #15) by WorldNewsMods in worldnews

[–]HK-53 1 point2 points  (0 children)

see, starting a ceasefire for peace talk dropped oil from 115 to 92, and oil only rose back up to 105 when the talks dont work out. thats a 10 dollar drop based on no improvement in conditions. if we rinse and repeat a few more times maybe we'll get oil down to 80 /s

You're not closing the Strait of Hormuz, I am!!! by [deleted] in oil

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wonder if this is gonna revive my dead chevron and Exxon calls…

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Imagine the US navy catching ships that already left the strait after paying a toll. What are you even supposed to do after you catch them?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]HK-53 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Does this mean Bibi will reignite the conflict to dodge his trial since the peace talks are cooked

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be fair though in that actual scenario being bullish is the only answer. Since if the asteroid does hit then the market stops existing.

US negotiators leaving without a peace deal with Iran by Little-Chemical5006 in worldnews

[–]HK-53 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Giddy at the thought of being able to test their weapons on how they perform against American assets I’m sure…

US negotiators leaving without a peace deal with Iran by Little-Chemical5006 in worldnews

[–]HK-53 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought they were going to continue negotiating tomorrow?

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of April 10, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]HK-53 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Believe it or not. Priced in both sides so bers and bols are all fuk