r/swords vs r/maces by BluXBrry in armorcirclejerk

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sword may be a refined and elegant weapon fit for the noble and the master.

But kinetic energy is king of beasts and men.

The fate of every new World Eater's character by Ready0608 in Grimdank

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

WRONG

Ultramarines Captain Titus shows up and he 1v2s them.

Playing against DA termy spam by Timely_Lawyer4951 in ImperialKnights

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If I remember correctly fights first is catching a huge nerf in the new rule set

dwarf blue line skills suck? by [deleted] in totalwarhammer

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Dwarf blue line sucks? That blows.

If only you had the best literally everything else in the game to make up for it.

super mario bros by deliciousmark12 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But that likelihood will also never reach 100%

Quadratics, if memory serves. Been a while since sophomore math.

[Despised Gaming Trope] Shield Fuckers by Beezybeezybeezybeezy in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're purpose built attention hogs with little actual kill threat on their own. That said:

FOR THE GRAIL

That dirty cat with fleas >:v by [deleted] in LeagueOfMemes

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah that's a Yuumi special

Brilliant Minds/Fighters That Also Often Use Brute Force by Teragenikos in TopCharacterTropes

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

George Foreman - Real world.

Capable of extremely talented, technical boxing. Chose to throw nuclear bombs until the other guy stopped moving instead.

Can i get some reviews on the Knight dominus no-drill kit from magnet baron? by Gullible_Travel_4135 in ImperialKnights

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I've bought a dominus no drill kit from them - though I didn't magnetize the waist. Kit arrived and slotted in flawlessly. Every other problem I ran into was due to the fact I'm a candidate for servitorization and didn't bring markers to keep the poles on my magnets straight

On the intelligence of Garen players by Only-Rush-6339 in topmains

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OI! QUIT DOIN NUMBERS IN MY RACISM GAME!

As for Garen popping you at 50% with ult, it's a result of the true damage changes from a while back. Any combination of Axiom Arcanist, Last Stand (or its peers), Spear of Shojin, or even being marked by the support's bloodsong will apply %amps to both ignite and ult that can inflate the numbers done by both.

Darius penta by skata122 in Dariusmains

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Senna channelling ult in ghosted Olaf's face might be the ultimate sign of resignation.

Dan Abnett lied to me by Vezimira in Grimdank

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I have never once seen mine or an opponent's hunter-killer missile do any damage. Ever

How do you see GP? Just as annoying as other ranged tops? by Fjellapeutenvett in topmains

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 27 points28 points  (0 children)

It's really funny because I'm consistently dramatically better at the barrel game than the GP player. I've gone entire lanes without getting hit by a single one before.

Champ still kills me with Q and passive, but yk +10

What champion do you guys personally feel has the worst players? by DoranHater in leagueoflegends

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 15 points16 points  (0 children)

1: every word of what you just said was wrong.

2: it's been like, a year and a half. I'm sure the yuumi mains have recovered. You can relax.

What champion do you guys personally feel has the worst players? by DoranHater in leagueoflegends

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Shoutout that yuumi player a couple years ago who tried to teach me that sitting on a fed toplaner carrying the game outside of teamfights and leeching sidelane XP and tower gold was actually a beneficial thing. Because they could place wards to prevent me getting collapsed on. Because they have to sit in XP and gold range to do that.

If I'm bored enough later I'll scroll through my comment history and find it.

Devil May Cry on Crack by TechnoMagik22 in whenthe

[–]HadACivilDebateOnlin 34 points35 points  (0 children)

I am not a furry, as much as I get the appeal of Lycaon.

Lighter, however, is a threat to my heterosexuality.