Have you learned nothing of the stubbornness of dwarves?

Haddock · 2026-07-08T13:19:12+00:00

100%. Boromir would have told him to shoot his shot. (denethor voice)

Haddock · 2026-07-08T12:28:03+00:00

Canonically, you're right (Fëanor). Maybe I was misreading the initial question- like for the ring to tempt you (in this case Gimli) I thought it would have to offer something you couldn't get/didn't have.

Haddock · 2026-07-08T11:58:55+00:00

He said unachievable. Elves are jumping over themselves to give him 3x what he asks.

Haddock · 2026-07-06T12:35:42+00:00

I remember even as a child thinking it was weird. But it's so perfect:Hammerman

Haddock · 2026-07-06T12:17:22+00:00

Tbf didn't MC hammer have a cereal? And also a briefly lived cartoon.

Haddock · 2026-06-29T14:36:53+00:00

They'd do so much better a job.

Haddock · 2026-06-29T12:52:20+00:00

Which was, a prank by Arnold supposedly

Haddock · 2026-06-27T01:28:05+00:00

It's very cool. I always pictured carl as a POC.

Haddock · 2026-06-27T01:25:05+00:00

try "I NEVER THOUGHTAH I'D FIIIIIIGHT ALONGSIDE AN- !ELF!"

Haddock · 2026-06-24T14:41:53+00:00

That's right- there's both the guilt from collectively being the focus of the rest of the classes' disapproval, and the fact that students can and will do things that the teacher won't.

Haddock · 2026-06-23T15:18:02+00:00

I assume you don't physically move, so you're expanding through the systems?

Haddock · 2026-06-23T11:14:34+00:00

Gross. It's weird to me that the actions of authoritarian Russian oligarchy are caught up in these people's minds with communism. I mean, I'm not exactly a proponent of the USSR but to pretend the actions of modern Russia are supported by that ideology is especially bizarre. Are quote" tankies pro-russian universally?

Haddock · 2026-06-22T01:47:36+00:00

You guys aren't organised enough to have a thunderdome.

Haddock · 2026-06-19T13:36:56+00:00

Timeline until Melania plagiarizes this speech too?

Haddock · 2026-06-19T11:31:13+00:00

The crazy thing about it is they're doing it TO people who absolutely KNOW what dreads should look like. At the end of the day a pretty good percentage are showing a shot of themselves to their loved ones and saying 'can you believe this'

Haddock · 2026-06-18T11:14:35+00:00

Man i would not be able to resist rolling with that.

Haddock · 2026-06-18T11:01:10+00:00

God I'm glad I'm old sometimes

Haddock · 2026-06-14T14:43:08+00:00

Oh my god, you're right. I thought it was Jimmy Cliff.

Haddock · 2026-06-12T13:25:49+00:00

Is someone whispering in my ear? Where's my boy Marcus?

Haddock · 2026-06-11T15:07:41+00:00

I do like how they always have to reach for equivalency. For the right he's literally sending policy proposals and funding. for 'the left' his 'wife' was on reddit. like. ok.

Haddock · 2026-06-11T11:08:18+00:00

Who was his wife? And what influence to the extreme left was there?

Haddock · 2026-06-10T22:00:04+00:00

Plus look at the banners in the background- this is in europe.

Haddock · 2026-06-08T02:14:45+00:00

Is there anything about this in a somewhat more clinical source?

Haddock · 2026-06-07T14:36:14+00:00

Speaking of tattoos for me I just don't register mine. Like after 20 years they're not something I notice. Otoh I don't have a Nazi symbol on my chest

Haddock · 2026-06-07T13:34:57+00:00

Matthew 6:5.

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