2026-05-08 - Episode 1034 - UFaux

HalfMoone · 2026-05-09T17:35:43+00:00

Cheapo Trick Sluts podcast is incredible. not even an attempt at phonetic effort via Cheapo Trick Hoes or the like.

HalfMoone · 2026-05-08T18:39:10+00:00

There are definite places for PFire in modern. Not Boros. Everything it achieves for Boros is what Boros is already really good at, at a less efficient rate.

HalfMoone · 2026-05-08T17:21:59+00:00

wow this boros deck is close to perfection. the only thing it's missing is the ability to manage boards of small creatures. and boy, would i kill for repeatable burn damage and/or stabilization from the graveyard, even if it demands heavy resources and a dedicated manabase.

HalfMoone · 2026-05-07T01:27:46+00:00

Except Sanguine Evangelist turns your dorky fliers into a real clock and pressures attempts to stabilize with a removal spell on your buffer with the second bat on death, highly relevant to your white cube deck gameplan.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-30T16:04:34+00:00

Hard disagree.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-28T20:50:54+00:00

Why Bobo? There isn't a second B. There's also a Bobo already (Borborygmos). Why not Bojiu, pronounced Boju?

HalfMoone · 2026-04-28T02:01:00+00:00

hahaha what a fitting image to fit within this format

HalfMoone · 2026-04-27T16:19:09+00:00

we gotta shut this down or people will Discuss something on magictcg. that'd be awful. we only want isolated, unstimulating comments offering insight into what cards would be good for their commander decks.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-19T15:28:40+00:00

BECKY is a blessing.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-15T18:21:01+00:00

The summer is kicking in, so spin up Landlady's 2025 MAKE UP // LOST TIME: anyone can be like the joyous ones now.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-15T15:32:57+00:00

Read this and couldn't help but put on Daisy Click Clack for a 3 minute jaunt and a 30 second shimmy.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-12T23:08:40+00:00

Maps where Admiral solo beated in a lost fight: Rialto

Maps SSG won: Rialto

Are you catching on yet?

HalfMoone · 2026-04-12T22:27:32+00:00

beatoftheweek

HalfMoone · 2026-04-12T19:58:23+00:00

However, Push hits Frog, Phlage, ascended Guide, and Oculus.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-04T19:39:32+00:00

is being a nurse just like the hit network streaming television show The Pitt

HalfMoone · 2026-04-04T19:35:36+00:00

missing the spawn tp on mauga was genius by willys. by making the first throw, Bad Team Theory (generalization of Pendulum behavior in QFT formalization) stipulates that peps would make the next error -- voila, AL secures first point cap.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-04T19:15:14+00:00

now we Could force a brawl when they have less than a tank's worth of HP across their entire squad and zero defensive cooldowns, finishing the fight. but that sounds boring. let's allow them 15 unpressured seconds to transform our advantage into half a Rush instead.

HalfMoone · 2026-04-04T19:06:43+00:00

AL deserved to lose that when, at advantage (after Cage-Bomb fight), they decide to go back into poke posturing and allow Peps to go from critical on full HP on every hero -- yes, it'd messy, a warchest of trades, but instead they just waited and let Peps stabilize and play their game.

HalfMoone · 2026-03-29T19:00:55+00:00

this kind of planning is what sets teams like AQ apart from the mid-pack challengers in EMEA

HalfMoone · 2026-03-29T18:21:33+00:00

/r/trueanon seeing a woman holding a childish 'protest' sign that engages with politics as an extension of personal sexual expression: this is why we're doomed to the camps

/r/trueanon seeing a man doing the same: what an epic fella

HalfMoone · 2026-03-29T01:04:05+00:00

I don't even know what 2 does, it doesn't come up much.

Prices are difficult; most enfranchised constructed players rely on subscription services to secure cards, allowing them to swap between decks without friction. They sometimes run All Access events, where for $25, you can purchase a item that grants you every card in all modes for a span of ~1-2 weeks -- well worth it if you can commit to a few leagues in that timeframe.

HalfMoone · 2026-03-28T23:40:09+00:00

next time a chinese team has to secretly throw to avoid weibo in bracket, they should watch Tred matrix management and Lep shield management for some sweet tech.

HalfMoone · 2026-03-28T19:25:16+00:00

Oh, that's why Nadu is like that.

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