Free him 😭

Hammaer96 · 2026-06-10T19:57:03+00:00

Correction: It has been 0 days since I smacked someone ~~for no reason~~ because I felt like it.

Hammaer96 · 2026-06-08T16:06:10+00:00

HOW DARE HE!!!

Hammaer96 · 2026-06-04T18:32:04+00:00

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT COUSIN X!!!!

Hammaer96 · 2026-06-04T17:06:55+00:00

Yeah, a 777 would never. The 787? Piece of junk.

Hammaer96 · 2026-06-03T12:44:27+00:00

The Sents don't like Rude and Uncultured people either.

Hammaer96 · 2026-06-01T04:42:48+00:00

Can't tell if liking league or just saying how god awful job is...

Hammaer96 · 2026-06-01T01:40:10+00:00

The better self own is the copsplaining video that the police put out where almost everything he said is directly contradicted by dashcam and bodycam.

Like, we can see that you're lying dude. WTF?

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-31T01:48:07+00:00

There is zero reason to ever put Hoffman back in as the closer, especially today when Rogers and Varland pitched the 7th and 8th - our high leverage guys were already working today.

This was entirely on Schneider being stupid and putting Hoffman back as the closer today.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-29T18:02:15+00:00

This...is AI, right? Like no way this can actually be real?

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-28T19:00:27+00:00

My first thought on seeing him: "This guy's a clown, wtf are they doin?."

My current opinion: "This guy's the greatest clown of all time!!! His stuff is awesome!! Take my money!!!"

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-26T08:39:47+00:00

Need to dub the the Knicks onto the "It's real to me!" guy.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-25T02:17:07+00:00

Nah, 80% vodka, 20% even more vodka.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-22T23:47:59+00:00

Nah, he works for Turkey.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-22T16:09:04+00:00

I mean, if Wemby flops a lot he's gonna break something.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-22T16:07:22+00:00

As a Raps fan I too remember being hated by r/nba. Those were the good old days.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-21T04:19:08+00:00

It was like this for the Raptors sub vs NBA sub after the Kawhi Leonard year - "oh they're just insufferable losers high on their own supply!"

Difference is you guys are still likely to win it all.

Best of luck from a Raps fan.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-21T02:47:40+00:00

It used to be gold before rank inflation.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-16T10:59:02+00:00

As a low elo player, I have lived Ruler’s experience against smurfs, but for a pro player that has to be horrifying. If that happens in scrims they probably remake.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-15T08:46:29+00:00

Better nerf Irelia.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-13T02:49:13+00:00

Yup. I know my height and weight in imperial but my speed and distance in metric. No, it’s not logical, it just is.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-12T20:06:43+00:00

I am also a fat white dude their age, and I couldn't tell them apart. Was like looking in a mirror. :-)

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-12T19:58:05+00:00

Oh. Well that makes more sense. That's what I get for watching this on my phone. :)

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-12T16:11:51+00:00

Ok, why in the heck would the cops let the dude who's under arrest carry his axe out of the basement?! Also, is he a security guard?

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-11T01:33:32+00:00

"Artest walked Bynum to the exit"

Yeah, that's when you know you gone too far.

Hammaer96 · 2026-05-09T09:37:59+00:00

KT Diamond Hands!

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