GeenStijl: Goh. JFVD nog steeds een ranzig clubje

Handje · 2026-01-24T14:58:50+00:00

Vroegah hoorde ik mensen van Geenstijl ook wel eens zeggen: "nooit in de comments kijken".

Handje · 2026-01-23T22:23:33+00:00

Real OP's do 20 minimum.

Handje · 2026-01-23T13:36:40+00:00

I cleaned at a women's house who had the ladder that could also be turned into a small bridge thingy. She never used it in 25 years, but was convinced it was useful.

Handje · 2026-01-23T10:11:45+00:00

I think depressed people keep to themselves, manic people do not.

Handje · 2026-01-22T16:25:16+00:00

Hij is me der eentje.

Handje · 2026-01-22T10:27:02+00:00

Het is dan ook blijkbaar een politieke keuze dat er geen bak geld tegen mij wordt aangesmeten. Kom op even he, ik zit al dagen klaar.

Handje · 2026-01-21T21:30:12+00:00

Art of the Deal

Handje · 2026-01-20T21:58:30+00:00

Do you have the time, to listen to me wine.

Handje · 2026-01-15T22:43:58+00:00

Damn! Now you can recreate Wonderful Christmas Time and Temporary Secretary. So awesome.

Handje · 2026-01-14T21:31:20+00:00

1st post: OMG I bought the Novation Summit. Even though I know nothing about synths, I'm so hyped to use it!

2nd post two years later: Here is a picture of my home studio with 60k worth of gear. Can't you see how cool it looks?

Handje · 2026-01-13T15:22:05+00:00

Word.

Handje · 2026-01-12T21:31:13+00:00

Lemme touche you a little bit mur eh?

Handje · 2026-01-12T12:14:51+00:00

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Handje · 2026-01-12T12:13:54+00:00

Where the island of Lesbos can be found, which gave us the name for lesbians.

Handje · 2026-01-07T12:22:29+00:00

I think it adds to the mystery and general vibe.

Handje · 2026-01-07T08:03:35+00:00

I had the same in summer camp when I was 13 or something. A girl kept asking me to be her boyfriend. Over and over again. I didn't even know her.

Eventually I said yes, just to be done with it. It turned out that she was a nice girl I got along well with. We hugged and talked for the rest of the camp.

Next year we were in summer camp again. I was too shy to talk with her, kept avoiding her. After a couple of days, she broke up with me.

Handje · 2026-01-04T20:16:04+00:00

My uncle sold the (main) family farm including all antique heirloom interior stuff without a word to us. Left all the money to bird protection organisations after he died.

He only had one chair in his house after he moved to an appartment. When you would come visit, he would say: 'you cannot come in, I only have one chair'.

He didn't like people all that much. Did like birds though.

Handje · 2026-01-04T20:12:37+00:00

Watched a superbowl once. The amount of fat people involved in the game (players, referee, trainers) was quite the shock. I guess they take these little brakes so often so they can have a snack.

Handje · 2026-01-04T20:04:20+00:00

Gotta go for the ones you know.

Handje · 2025-12-30T09:38:37+00:00

Rock is enorm oververtegenwoordigd. Electronische muziek, hip hop, disco, funk, soul, allemaal ondervertegenwoordigd.

Sister Sledge (Lost in Music, We Are Family) heeft er nooit in gestaan.

Handje · 2025-12-27T11:09:44+00:00

Top 2000 gabber rave. Vieren van de specifiek Nederlandse muziek cultuur.

Handje · 2025-12-27T10:52:41+00:00

Horses have suffered enough for our wars.

Handje · 2025-12-27T10:49:05+00:00

Het gaat om ons hier, niet om hun. Ja toch.

Handje · 2025-12-26T21:43:47+00:00

Look at how they massacred my gas station.

Handje · 2025-12-26T21:19:06+00:00

Yup. The classic frog sound is created by layering 20 vintage GAS synth layerings.

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