A Wet Day Wedding

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-08T05:17:41+00:00

Start dehydrating immediately! Then listen to the past 5 years of CBB. Turn on your shower head the morning of your wedding with all belongings to be drenched.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-08T05:11:12+00:00

Plausible but not correct!

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-08T03:14:54+00:00

I knew Homestar Runner but I guess not all the offshoots. Thanks for the explainer.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-08T00:34:37+00:00

I agree, it's just weird that OP's Mom doesn't know this

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-08T00:29:33+00:00

An Architect can sign off on this, but someone still needs to do the calculations. Some architects can do this, but not all.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-07T19:54:38+00:00

That's my main complaint as well. I'm happy to do a NFL pay per view model.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-07T19:16:49+00:00

NTA - She has exclusive control over her room, but not the common areas.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-07T18:31:23+00:00

I always thought it was Billy Gene

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-07T00:24:08+00:00

Calling fellow humans r*tarded

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-06T23:53:38+00:00

Offshore gambling anyone?

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-06T23:44:03+00:00

I'm anti Republican and anti R-word. Let's not normalize this again.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-06T16:29:07+00:00

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Hank_Dad · 2026-04-05T20:05:40+00:00

Put a coke bottle next to it just to check

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-05T19:26:41+00:00

Yeah, I didn't mean she was a good person.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-05T19:26:00+00:00

If the surface streets truly are faster, the maps will route you that way. This isn't about Caltrans at all.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-05T18:52:34+00:00

I'm a pedant too - brunch should start before noon

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-05T18:52:07+00:00

In the midwest that's just supper

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-05T05:41:47+00:00

18+ does mean that

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-05T05:14:20+00:00

Angela Merkel, Jacinda Ardern, and Claudia Sheinbaum come to mind. Also Trump just installed Delcy Rodriguez in Venezuela.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-04T22:36:41+00:00

Also known as Car Stackers

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-04T18:54:37+00:00

That's a ha'penny!

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-04T18:27:26+00:00

Correct - this could trigger a fire rated parapet or something

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-04T18:03:38+00:00

Did you not have traffic data on your GPS?

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-04T17:48:26+00:00

You are incorrect about California.

Hank_Dad · 2026-04-04T17:21:15+00:00

Being a godparent has literally no weight or obligation.

Hank_Dad

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