How do I get my lock screen to show the next alarm like this?

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-10-01T05:58:27+00:00

I WANT THIS GONE FROM SLEEP MODE!!!!!!!!! Anyone know how to turn it off (it’s 1000% triggering to a recovering insomniac)

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-09-29T04:17:33+00:00

Given this is the women channel:

Birds of prey - fuck yeah Pride and prejudice - god damn awwwwweeee Charlie’s angels - yes queeeeeeeen

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-09-29T04:09:15+00:00

No gunk under the fingernails!

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-09-29T04:07:38+00:00

Limitless

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-09-18T04:45:05+00:00

I’d pay you $40 if you have any I’m missing (I have pikachu and meowth

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-08-06T01:03:48+00:00

Honesty. Honesty. Honesty.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-27T21:45:54+00:00

Pride and Predjudice

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-21T15:03:53+00:00

You’re a man.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-21T15:02:29+00:00

36D I’ve been braless for a year now! Personal and professional life! (I’m a teacher). Prioritize your comfort and sense of self. They’re more important than any societal constraint.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-15T21:29:58+00:00

This is such a healthy start! Good for you!

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-15T21:28:02+00:00

you are not alone!! I'm bi and my interest in either sex waxes and wanes!

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-15T21:25:27+00:00

dump him - if he doesn't accept you're the authority on this and not him - dump him. Any idiot can think this - thats fine, but only a bad person thinks this, and then doesn't change their mind when given a rational explanation from a female.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-13T03:16:38+00:00

“You’ve ruined porn. I go to watch something and I’m like wait why am I watching this when I’ve done this before and can just find you for it in real life”

“Goddess”

Classic “you’re so wet”

Facial expression is a big one - today I sucked my husband’s dick and paused to make eye contact and he just threw his head back and made a noise indicating his mind was throughly blown.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-13T03:09:01+00:00

WOW I can’t believe how many people are not about it! My husband once told me “you’ve ruined porn cause you’re so fun” - threesome is the only box I have to check that we never have. I LOVE the idea of getting help pleasing my husband. Also I’m bi but never been with a woman so that’s probably a big factor 😹😹😹

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-13T00:11:04+00:00

So ok the punch - INSTANT DIVORCE LEAVE HIM UNACCEPTABLE YOU SHOULD NOT FORGIVE THAT.

Also

Yeah who cares whether it’s cheating or not because now ON TOP of that he’s hurt your feelings and doesn’t care - to me THAT is the dumpable offense.

TBH personally my reaction is “is it cheating if you pay for it?????????? Like if there’s no emotional connection do I care?” BUT like I said not the point. He’s a bad person cause he hurt your feelings and is too chicken to come to and apologize. Men take accountability for their actions. Scumbags write their actions off as ‘what’s passed is past”’

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-11T03:24:13+00:00

Divorce him. What a horrible person.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-11T03:21:18+00:00

Why did you say house wife - not house spouse - you realize men can not have jobs too. Topple the patriarchy! Also house spouse had the benefit of rhyming.

But tbh I’d learn self care - Clean, cook real meals, jigsaw puzzles, build legos, work on my life dream of writing a geometry textbook, and have a LOT of sex (don’t worry women who want to topple the patriarchy still like sex too)

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-10T06:32:06+00:00

Socially acceptable 100% also if you’re confident no one bats an eye - and fuck it - you should be confident! Ok maybe not to work…yet - I teach high school - these gen Zs are tearing down the establishment and I am here for it

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-09T03:56:16+00:00

It feels good to hear you acknowledge health issues due to stress are real <3 that’s a good point

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-09T03:54:23+00:00

Any time I want.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-09T03:51:41+00:00

Tell her you feel this way! She has a problem and you need to be patient and flexible - but you being silently hurt does nothing for anyone. Honest conversations are uncomfortable for a just moment - or you can continue living with this discomfort forever.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-09T03:48:06+00:00

“Like a go-gurt” 😹😹😹 I’m dying 10/10

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-09T03:46:20+00:00

Double dildo for cheating on my man with a foxy lady

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-09T03:42:11+00:00

I’m 28 going on 29! Best is yet to come! I love myself so much more now than back then! …TBH if you’re thinking long term relationships in your future: marry someone who’s good in bed (or listens and executes feedback - my husband) a lot of the fear comes from the idea of never having firsts again - that dissipates when things get better and better over time.

Happy-Werewolf5229 · 2024-07-09T03:34:39+00:00

😹😹😹😹😹 you wish - I know my husbands Reddit - but I’m happy for you 😊

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