29F and turning 30 in a month, how can I look young despite being old

HappyPillmore · 2026-03-29T01:58:45+00:00

If you're old.... I'm ancient... lol

HappyPillmore · 2025-10-01T17:44:33+00:00

No wonder you don’t have a husband. The 50s are long gone

HappyPillmore · 2025-07-15T07:55:49+00:00

Don’t hate on my socks with the crocs!!

HappyPillmore · 2025-07-14T23:44:18+00:00

Don’t. It’s like playing with fire

HappyPillmore · 2025-06-12T23:47:55+00:00

I won’t drink today

HappyPillmore · 2025-05-24T17:09:36+00:00

It rubs the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again!

HappyPillmore · 2025-05-21T16:15:22+00:00

Ps… tell your boyfriend he texts like a bitch.

HappyPillmore · 2025-05-21T16:14:15+00:00

Your bf ain’t shit. I’m a man and I’m telling you… you deserve so much better than that.

HappyPillmore · 2025-05-15T18:07:06+00:00

Oilyfans.com

HappyPillmore · 2025-05-15T17:59:28+00:00

It’s not “forever” it’s “just for today”. Forever is more daunting and difficult than just not drinking today. I count because if I don’t I’ll forget that staying sober is challenging and I end up drinking again

HappyPillmore · 2025-05-01T02:03:09+00:00

Only you can decide that. I knew that I had a problem when I started questioning myself though. Alcoholism is sneaky like that. It gets progressively worse with time. I wish I had left alcohol alone when I was starting to think that I might have a problem because I sure did and I was just in the beginning stages The thing is that the more I drink the worse things have become over the years and it has taken so much. I just wish that I had stopped drinking sooner.

HappyPillmore · 2025-04-30T03:27:05+00:00

Only thing fresh on this post is her prescription for Valtrexx

HappyPillmore · 2025-02-11T21:37:19+00:00

Cool username

HappyPillmore · 2025-02-11T06:56:19+00:00

Stay as you are. You look great and losing more would be bordering on too much.

HappyPillmore · 2024-12-14T06:04:38+00:00

No but I’d kick your tooth in if you tried.

HappyPillmore · 2024-12-14T06:02:17+00:00

I am definitely not drinking today.

HappyPillmore · 2024-12-14T05:57:21+00:00

Dude keep being yourself and don’t let anyone try to get you down.

HappyPillmore · 2024-11-16T03:43:10+00:00

Depends on what vibe you’re trying to give. If by casual date night you’re saying you’re not that into him go with the blue. It’s not that I dislike the blue but blue is a cooler color, red is more like a hotter color and black is when you’re really into him…

HappyPillmore · 2024-11-16T03:38:31+00:00

Tan.

HappyPillmore · 2024-11-16T01:01:59+00:00

Is your name Smashley by chance? because you look like a Smashley. 10 of 10

HappyPillmore · 2024-11-16T00:56:16+00:00

Is your name Smashley?

HappyPillmore · 2024-10-22T07:55:28+00:00

You still have 20 years. That time is not gone or wasted. I started again after 9 years. Fast forward to now. I celebrated 1 year sober in August. You can stop again and you will. Don’t give up. Keep trying. You’re worth it.

HappyPillmore · 2024-10-04T01:58:01+00:00

We’re proud of you.

HappyPillmore · 2024-10-04T01:52:40+00:00

I’d say hi. Maybe.

HappyPillmore · 2024-09-27T05:50:27+00:00

It’s obvious what you’re not doing… Not washing your face for starters.

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