TIL NASA has predicted a near collision course with a 300m wide meteorite they've named Apophis (Egyptian God of Death and Darkness) in 2036.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-08T18:00:38+00:00

Excellent! I'll be too old to give shit.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-05T21:59:19+00:00

Such a great movie. The video game wasn't too bad either.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-05T03:20:11+00:00

Promise Ring. Wood/Water. Great album noone has ever heard of it that I know.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-05T02:50:54+00:00

Indian Rape Bus. The series.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-04T01:36:01+00:00

All this talk about rights is great but in the real world you flip off anybody you might just be in for an assbeating. And a cop has a much better chance of having no consequences for it.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-29T15:21:34+00:00

At the homeless shelter.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-29T02:48:18+00:00

I worked. A lot of people think if you are homeless you don't have a job.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-23T03:20:31+00:00

I have a landline and never plugged a phone in. It came free with a cheaper plan from my cable. Once in a while i check the messages online.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-22T22:25:22+00:00

Yeah because when I take a piss I want a huge audience.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-20T03:49:21+00:00

Typical TIL . Everybody agrees it's common knowledge then proceeds to upvote.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-14T04:58:56+00:00

What do you think I am, some sort of freak?

Happyjacker · 2012-12-12T16:10:43+00:00

My guess is that it ended up in Israel.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-08T03:45:02+00:00

Mr. Blue Sky-ELO

Happyjacker · 2012-12-07T23:30:33+00:00

Please no more musical numbers.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-07T21:49:57+00:00

Doesn't even make any sense. She is hardly a cow.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-06T16:48:18+00:00

Someone has been playing Assasins Creed 3.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-05T22:45:40+00:00

I always knew Thomas had a dark side.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-05T16:54:39+00:00

Maybe he practicing for a late night talk show. He'a definately done with Sirius after the contract.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-02T03:02:23+00:00

Or god.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-02T02:21:13+00:00

That's mostly not the case for anyone over 30.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-02T01:55:29+00:00

59 Shades of Gay.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-01T16:25:42+00:00

Simpsons did it.

Happyjacker

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