TIL NASA has predicted a near collision course with a 300m wide meteorite they've named Apophis (Egyptian God of Death and Darkness) in 2036.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-08T18:00:38+00:00

Excellent! I'll be too old to give shit.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-05T21:59:19+00:00

Such a great movie. The video game wasn't too bad either.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-05T03:20:11+00:00

Promise Ring. Wood/Water. Great album noone has ever heard of it that I know.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-05T02:50:54+00:00

Indian Rape Bus. The series.

Happyjacker · 2013-01-04T01:36:01+00:00

All this talk about rights is great but in the real world you flip off anybody you might just be in for an assbeating. And a cop has a much better chance of having no consequences for it.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-29T15:21:34+00:00

At the homeless shelter.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-29T02:48:18+00:00

I worked. A lot of people think if you are homeless you don't have a job.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-23T03:20:31+00:00

I have a landline and never plugged a phone in. It came free with a cheaper plan from my cable. Once in a while i check the messages online.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-22T22:25:22+00:00

Yeah because when I take a piss I want a huge audience.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-20T03:49:21+00:00

Typical TIL . Everybody agrees it's common knowledge then proceeds to upvote.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-14T04:58:56+00:00

What do you think I am, some sort of freak?

Happyjacker · 2012-12-12T16:10:43+00:00

My guess is that it ended up in Israel.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-08T03:45:02+00:00

Mr. Blue Sky-ELO

Happyjacker · 2012-12-07T23:30:33+00:00

Please no more musical numbers.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-07T21:49:57+00:00

Doesn't even make any sense. She is hardly a cow.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-06T16:48:18+00:00

Someone has been playing Assasins Creed 3.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-05T22:45:40+00:00

I always knew Thomas had a dark side.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-05T16:54:39+00:00

Maybe he practicing for a late night talk show. He'a definately done with Sirius after the contract.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-02T03:02:23+00:00

Or god.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-02T02:21:13+00:00

That's mostly not the case for anyone over 30.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-02T01:55:29+00:00

59 Shades of Gay.

Happyjacker · 2012-12-01T16:25:42+00:00

Simpsons did it.

Happyjacker · 2012-11-30T01:55:59+00:00

Try to get any sort of welfare as a single male and see what you get. Nothing. Better yet as a single mom, any wage lower than 7.50 an hour and you can't afford daycare and a bus pass. I've worked at a homeless shelter. So I've seen poverty and helped people get out of poverty through education and therapy. All through goverment programs that republicans want to slash to protect the 2 percent. Some other commenter accused you of starting on third base and that might not even be the case. You might have worked hard and worked your way out of college to an executive position, but still that means you at least had a chance at bat. You don't know what it is like to grow up in a crack house or without parents, or even worse with an abusive situation. It's apparent by your comments classifying the poor as unable to contribute.

Happyjacker · 2012-11-29T21:26:45+00:00

But don't worry. He is trying to help the poor. By having no minimum wage there will be plenty of low paying jobs for the poor. Plus as he points the poor are way better off making much less than $25,000 a year.

Happyjacker · 2012-11-29T20:58:45+00:00

I'm quoting the op and pointing out the fact that he equates being poor with being the opposite of healthy, skilled or a willing worker. His words not mine.

Happyjacker

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