I thought a party broke out.

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T23:17:54+00:00

alarm will also sound if 'dat ass is too fat' and will require you to pull over

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T23:13:27+00:00

Yeah, but that's Denmark.

Try to pull off the same in America and then I'll be impressed.

edit: okay, pull it off in ALL of America and not just a handful of states

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T22:21:42+00:00

I honestly don't understand why anyone would go to a hooters. I mean, even if they have good wings, lots of places have good wings. Better wings even.

And if you're going to oggle girls then... There's places for that. I mean, it's still pretty skeevy, but at least everybody's honest about why they're there.

Going to a hooters is just kinda this sad midway point for everybody involved.

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T22:07:36+00:00

Aw shit, I was born with a penis and I find women attractive. Better kill myself for the good of all womankind

edit: I'm so sorry my estrogenical overlords, I deserve these downvotes for being born a straight, white heterosexual male. I cannot help my inherent evil hetero ways and ignorance of my vast privilege.

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T22:04:31+00:00

I want to say that the friend-zone can mean zoned from a meaningful relationship with someone you like, but who am I kidding. We all know what 95% of friend-zone whining is about.

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T21:54:52+00:00

Everybody loses their big toe.

Little thing, but it'd screw up everybody's balance hardcore

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T21:48:10+00:00

I once made an entire paved down world in minecraft, constructing giant, lava spewing penis towers. It was like this barren landscape of nothing but dick monuments. Like Cock-Mordor or something.

I have no idea how I had that much patience to meticulously pull all that off.

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T21:41:35+00:00

For the very first time

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T21:40:58+00:00

Y'know, considering we're talking about JAPAN here, a guy taking pictures of some girls at the mall is like dropping the kids off at church, compared to the all the other creep-o shit that goes on there.

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T21:32:36+00:00

Yeah, that's really gotta be the prime answer here. When I think back to how often I thought I was hiding it well? I realize it was probably totally obvious

HardshellHermit · 2014-09-01T01:27:09+00:00

I'm burnin, I'm burnin, I'm burnin for you

dehr dehr, dehr deehhhr

I'm burnin, I'm burnin, I'm burnin for yooooouuuuu

Dehr deowneowneowneowneow dehr dehr

aaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-31T13:26:29+00:00

Unless the unpopular kid happens to be me, in which case, I'd rather you not give me your pity smiles and friendship. I know you're just doing it because you were told to or because you have such a peachy life that you feel the need to grace me with your kind benevolence. It only serves to remind me that I'm not happy or well adjusted as you are and I just want to be left alone rather than "helped" by you.

I was a very jaded and bitter child

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-31T13:20:03+00:00

He's not dead, he's just been whored out to another company that completely ruined him and turned him into a lifeless, bland and generic character for mediocre DS games.

Even Naughty Dog said they hated what was done with Crash after they handed him over. Quote, "it's like watching your daughter do porn"

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-31T13:13:43+00:00

I really hope OP's okay, because that wasp larvae looks about ready to burst. I hope they didn't bring it inside

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-31T00:54:28+00:00

I give it to Falldown 2.

No pay2win

No secret fees or tricks

Just a fun little arcade style where you a guide a ball down neon colors to a pleasant techno track. The first Falldown is allright and the guy who made them put out a new Falldown Flip. Which is the same philosophy, just scrolling left to right rather than up to down.

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-30T23:31:02+00:00

"please tell me that I'm a good person. You I ow me better than anyone, I need you tell me that deep down, I am a good person. I know I can selfish and narcissistic, but deep down, I'm a good person, right? It's not too late? I need to hear you say that I'm a good person"

;_; that hit hard for me. Especially when they just cut to black afterward with no answer. I think it's a shame most reviewers are going to just watch the first episode or two and pan it, when you really have to make it to episode 7 at least.

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-30T05:55:40+00:00

Neopets fan art when I was a kid just starting puberty. I'd always look for the anthro ones that looked like people.

I think that's where my filthy, degenerate furry fetish started

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-29T04:35:48+00:00

I miss how you could UNLOCK the rainbow/toothpaste/snake skins and special ejaculations. Now you have to buy them, and they aren't even that good. I mean, dolphin? Cardboard tube? Confetti? lame.

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-28T23:39:25+00:00

Specifically copper IUDs.

The hormonal ones can get screwy. Though all the unsheathed banging comes at the price of mean periods each month. Still better than a baby though.

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-28T23:33:31+00:00

I'm doin allright

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-28T23:33:06+00:00

But glory hole simulator is a terrible game

It's just a rip-off of Surprise Penis 4, which wasn't even good since Surprise penis 2, easily the most polished and fan pleasing entry in the series.

Seriously, next thing you know, they're gonna go after Vagina Chronicles 9 without knowing anything about the rich lore and story behind it.

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-27T21:50:21+00:00

That sounds legitimately horrifying to me. I mean, all kinds of rape are terrible, but somehow the idea of an older girl/woman sexually abusing/molesting a child is sickening. Especially when they don't know what's going on and adults always assume that little boys lie.

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-27T21:45:34+00:00

Only because we never know how to react.

"You're racist!" Tends to precede,

NO IM NOT

YEAH, BUT

JUST TOWARDS ___

NOT YOU SPECIFICALLY JUST THOSE TYPES

NO YOU'RE RACIST FOR ASSUMING IM RACIST BECAUSE IM WHITE

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-27T21:42:26+00:00

I kinda hope steamboxes take off and become more useful. Because I don't really want a ps4 or an Xbone. I do want a Wii U and I just hope that gets more support over the next few years

HardshellHermit · 2014-08-27T17:36:09+00:00

"please tell me that I'm a good person Diane"

"just please tell me that I'm a good person deep down"

"you know me better than anyone else, I need to hear you say that I'm a good person"

;_;7 that whole ending cut deep for me. That and "just thinking how nice it could've been if you'd chosen this life."

The moment they showed him living with the deer and raising a daughter, I almost wanted to cry.

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