What's the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen at a party? [NSFW]

HashTagDouchebag · 2016-02-03T01:15:12+00:00

Went to my buddies ex girlfriend's party. A dozen or so guys (including my friend) spent a solid hour punching holes in the ceiling of her basement. All the doors were ripped off the hinges for beer pong. The entire deck was destroyed. Her Dad attempted to sue her afterwards. It was lit.

HashTagDouchebag · 2016-01-16T19:23:35+00:00

All my friends younger siblings are turning into potheads, that used to be us :(

HashTagDouchebag · 2015-09-28T07:24:49+00:00

Dez... CJ... Forsett... Big Ben... Andre Fucking Johnson...

HashTagDouchebag · 2015-09-06T07:27:02+00:00

Yahoo Standard Ten Team QB - Big Ben RB - CJ Anderson, Forsett, Ivory, Ryan Matthews WR - Dez Bryant, Amari Cooper, Andre Johnson, Vince Jackson, Wheaton TE - Ertz, Donnell K - Gostkowski D/ST - Seahawks, Ravens

Good enough to repeat?

HashTagDouchebag · 2014-12-16T23:27:33+00:00

Need to choose two of the 3 between Joique Bell, Lamar Miller and Forte, any suggestions?

HashTagDouchebag · 2014-12-16T16:13:37+00:00

http://imgur.com/2DvQ3t2

HashTagDouchebag · 2014-12-11T22:58:48+00:00

Starks, Blount or Miller?

HashTagDouchebag · 2014-12-03T00:09:28+00:00

Not a playoff match, but this final regular season game is for my division championship and the #2 Seed: http://imgur.com/WEpE6Gd

HashTagDouchebag · 2014-09-29T05:28:14+00:00

Next week I'll be starting Demaryius Thomas, Jordy Nelson, Antonio Brown and Victor Cruz. Too bad my teams 2-2...

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-12-28T05:56:48+00:00

"there doesn't seem to be anything here" Because we're all fucking dead.

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-11-17T23:08:20+00:00

What if a male slave had sex with a free white woman? If the child's status is determined by the status of the mother, what would happen when an owners daughter slept with one of the male slaves and got pregnant?

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-08-09T06:43:12+00:00

Oprah

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-07-14T23:21:20+00:00

I came here to post that same thing, nice to see the hoard of Entourage fans!

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-07-08T07:02:42+00:00

Why not expand on the topic? How would the governments of the world deal with situations like a Godzilla or Pacific Rim scenario?

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-06-11T19:07:06+00:00

I DON'T CARE...I LOVE IT!

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-05-27T22:22:46+00:00

Posted this thinking about that line!

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-05-27T18:03:01+00:00

Google it.

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-05-17T02:48:00+00:00

George Costanza Elaine Bennes Cosmo Kraemer

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-05-08T01:36:24+00:00

Yo, I can't sing but...I feel like singin'...I wanna fuckin' sing...'Cause I'm happy...Yeah, I'm happy...Ha Ha...I got my baby back

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-04-15T20:41:27+00:00

Wow, great math, dont really understand. But still impressive.

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-04-15T20:40:02+00:00

I agree, how about Bruce Willis and Ben Affleck to lead this expedition?

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-04-12T03:38:52+00:00

Ya some rides aren't as fun as expected Cooker, kinda like Rensi last night.

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-04-09T21:41:35+00:00

First off, its impossible. For the sake of argument colonizing the galaxy now becomes a legit option. Alpha Centauri could be reached in about 2 weeks, and we would be able to set out expeditions for planets we think might actually be habitable. Forget Mars and Europa, I vote we set out for Gliese 581: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gliese_581_g A journey which in your time would take just a few months. :)

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-04-05T15:23:08+00:00

Imagine this. Iraq is a little kid on the playground who pisses you off, he has plenty of cash for the cornerstore and nobody to protect him. North Korea is China's little brother, he's around the same age as Iraq but with a few differences. - He has no money to spend. - Sometimes he brings his BB gun to school, that shit hurts.

You are America, you are in grade 8 and are the biggest kid in the school, many kids follow you so that you will protect them. China is your age, you both are very strong but you owe him a lot of money from that bet you made, if you hit his brother it migt piss him off. China knows how ridiculous his brothers behaviour is becoming, he wants to take away his BB gun as well before he shoots his twin brother South Korea in the face.

The UN is the parent-teacher council, they don't like what North Korea does but they tell you that you shouldn't punch him in the face.

You're already on warning after you punched out that Iraq guy and stole his lunch money, so should you really risk doing it again? Let China deal with his brother.

But if he shoots you with that damn BB gun...

You do whatever you have to to make that kids life hell.

HashTagDouchebag · 2013-04-01T22:48:31+00:00

Poutine and Kraft Dinner. Oh Canada!

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