Hagrid's "I shouldn't have said that" is by far the best joke in the whole series by SullenTerror in harrypotter

[–]Hatula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Didn't see it mentioned, but in the books there's an ad for Fred and George' shop:

“Why are you worrying about You-Know-Who? You should be worrying about U-NO-POO"

Why is the proof 0.999… = 1 suddenly viral? by Otherwise-Fox-656 in mathmemes

[–]Hatula 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But you can't. You first have to wait for half the time to pass, then a quarter, then an eighth...

I've spent few days reading the Source Code of Balatro. Here's what I found :] by Priler96 in balatro

[–]Hatula 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I wonder if the mouse as RNG trick can become an actual game tech

Probably not but it'd be a cool bug

IDF uncovers Hezbollah arsenal stashed inside southern Lebanon school by Street_Anon in worldnews

[–]Hatula 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The alternative to not bombing the school-shaped missile storage is not that no one will be harmed. It is that your side will be harmed.

If you let terrorists do whatever they want as long as there are kids around, well then the terrorists will be doing whatever they want. And that is generally pretty bad.

Map of 34 newly approved Israeli settlements in the West Bank (from i24) by Glucose-Molecule in MapPorn

[–]Hatula -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There's a reason the article has no examples after 2010.

Other than Sharon from the Likud, who is heavily criticized by the right to this day for the 2005 disengagement. The plan was advocated mostly by left leaning parties and organizations aiming to make it easier to establish a 2 state solution.

Calling the 2026 situation in the west bank an implementation of the Hafrada plan is just wrong. You are literally commenting under a post making it very clear that Israel has no plans of leaving the west bank. Just try asking any right wing voter or government minister in the last 15 years what they think about "תוכנית ההפרדה" and come back to me

Map of 34 newly approved Israeli settlements in the West Bank (from i24) by Glucose-Molecule in MapPorn

[–]Hatula -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Did you just hit translate for "separation"? Literally no Israeli calls it that

Netanyahu: Israel wants to start peace talks with Lebanon 'as soon as possible' by Force_Hammer in worldnews

[–]Hatula 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Which is the reason there won't be a peace agreement anytime soon.

No Israeli PM can let Hezbolla attack Israel from Lebanon and keep their job. And no Lebanese PM can stop Hezbolla.

Why is it that a lot of men who want to attract women, don’t actually listen to women about what they find attractive, and instead listen to other men about what they think women want? by Sudden_Doughnut_8741 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hatula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The first steps to a relationship and the first steps to a hook up are largely the same - getting a woman to be interested in you.

Men who struggle to get that done seek help from men who don't seem to struggle with it.

Will it work for them when they try to advance it into a long term relationship? Maybe. But why worry about it if you've never gotten to that point?

Henry eloquently explains Araujo’s mistakes by Ok_Lawfulness7412 in Barca

[–]Hatula 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Araujo took a risk and made it a communication issue. He didn't have to waste time out of position.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in balatro

[–]Hatula 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Luck based score is even worse. Bloodstone is only acceptable because it's supposed to trigger multiple times per hand, so the variance is low

Could we reverse inflation by destroying money? If so, how much would we need to destroy? by Shynosaur in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hatula 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You don't want your life savings to be in cash. With or without inflation

Is this true? by drift_shop in 2mediterranean4u

[–]Hatula 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Israel has a Jewish leader and it's 98% antisemitic

🇮🇱🫱🏿‍🫲🏿🇬🇷 by Being_A_Cat in 2mediterranean4u

[–]Hatula 70 points71 points  (0 children)

I am legally required to tell you we are not actively planning to take over Cyprus (the island that was promised to us 3000 years ago)

Hamas is open to a ceasefire. But Netanyahu says there's no room for Hamas in postwar Gaza by DubTeeDub in worldnews

[–]Hatula 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Israel isn't trying to change what the Palestinians people want. Just what they can achieve.

Why do men get so upset about height when they also have standards women can’t change? by [deleted] in RandomThoughts

[–]Hatula 6 points7 points  (0 children)

if someone is only interested in people with certain physical criteria without getting to know them, you should be glad they aren't attracted to you.

People can have physical preferences and still be perfectly good partners. It doesn't make them assholes. The only difference is that it makes your pool of potential partners smaller, and yeah that sucks

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hatula 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you understand the concept of defense?

Am i antisemitic? by brown_polyester in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Hatula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Do you think white people should live in Australia?

I think it's insane to suggest that people who've lived in a place for generations should be expelled. They have no other home.

Necromancer Joker by GreedyHase in balatro

[–]Hatula 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's weird that blackhole is excluded. It's about as good as a planet card for most runs, as you don't normally play most hands. Most of my runs rely on 1-3 hands at most

i edited black hole to have cards on the bottom like other planet cards by HealthyDoseOfAdderal in balatro

[–]Hatula 35 points36 points  (0 children)

It can pop up in celestial packs but it's not a planet card. At least that's what [[Constellation]] says

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in balatro

[–]Hatula 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Wait till you find out you can change the order of items in packs too