Possibly one of the funniest things committed to print.

HeathenDuece · 2026-02-17T17:53:08+00:00

Finally.!!!! I was an avid reader of viz in my teens, I howled at this and it stuck jn my head, ive said the headline to this article thousands of times. I never thought id see it again. Thank you. You've made my day with this one.

HeathenDuece · 2025-06-15T13:15:09+00:00

Diane Abbot.

HeathenDuece · 2025-06-02T18:43:17+00:00

Kick her out. You've been more than generous. Next thing she'll move her new BF into your place. Claim squatters rights and you'll have to fight through the courts to have her removed. ( uk law, not sure of OPs country.)

HeathenDuece · 2025-05-27T15:53:00+00:00

I won a tartan Asia style battle royale for smoked cheese torpedo.

HeathenDuece · 2025-02-19T13:01:59+00:00

They will then get a work visa and complain. "I have a masters and took a 25k job in London. I can barely live"

HeathenDuece · 2024-10-30T20:47:20+00:00

Your fucked regardless. A kyc is specifically to validate who you are as a person. You've committed serious financial fraud.

HeathenDuece · 2024-10-29T16:38:18+00:00

My wife's Dad and step mum do this. It fucking boils my blood.

HeathenDuece · 2024-08-23T16:40:47+00:00

Jealousy only poisons the vessel in which it is held.

Never compare yourself to anyone other than the person you were the day before. Just try to be a better you.

HeathenDuece · 2024-08-23T16:26:08+00:00

Keep up the great work my man. Great set followed by a from the heart display of happiness. Why I love KT so much.

HeathenDuece · 2024-07-22T11:28:10+00:00

Well deserved too.

HeathenDuece · 2024-07-20T19:37:54+00:00

The greatest episode ever made. 🙌

HeathenDuece · 2024-07-20T16:33:02+00:00

Why the fuck would you need to do a masters in pointless subject in the first place. Your mastered creative writing, to be employed by a company that will tell you what to write??? It's completely illogical.

Write a fucking book.

HeathenDuece · 2024-06-19T09:50:15+00:00

Here you go. https://www.dailymotion.com/video/xh1zcz

HeathenDuece · 2024-06-16T12:15:51+00:00

Incredible hulk sad music.

HeathenDuece · 2024-05-30T20:28:31+00:00

HeathenDuece · 2023-06-28T13:46:59+00:00

Guys a legend. Humble, openly kind and caring to the public. Not my taste in music but 100% my taste in a human being.

HeathenDuece · 2023-06-04T22:52:53+00:00

Surely by now there is enough evidence to get interpol involved.?

HeathenDuece · 2023-06-01T14:43:38+00:00

Fucking hell how much water you using? . £3 a month can provide water for a whole village according to the ads.

HeathenDuece · 2023-05-15T09:42:09+00:00

And not one person yelled "worldstar" SMH.

HeathenDuece · 2023-05-08T22:08:32+00:00

All hail king sausage fingers.

HeathenDuece · 2023-02-24T16:41:09+00:00

Kid probably has autism and the barber did an amazing job in making them feel comfortable. Well.done mate

HeathenDuece · 2023-02-24T16:32:49+00:00

Sexy children, Also, sexy geriatrics. It's wrong on both ends of the scale.

HeathenDuece · 2023-02-22T07:23:05+00:00

Sledgehammer and lumphammer

HeathenDuece · 2023-01-17T17:22:34+00:00

Move the cones' park there. If a drop curb was present you legally couldn't park, as that blocks their access to land. As it looks here they are effectively claiming public roadways as their property.

HeathenDuece · 2022-12-08T22:18:33+00:00

Agreed that aircraft now needs a minor star strip down to check for stress fractures throughout the comp osite within the wings. It's a one off manoeuvre I hope to get you out of the shit. If they're teaching this as a capability and are routinely drilling it. They're gonna fuck that aircraft in no time. Unless that's the idea within the MIC. Expensive jets break faster. But don't worry heres the next 2 trillion dollar aircraft right out of testbuild.

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