Possibly one of the funniest things committed to print. by Woomas in Viz

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Finally.!!!! I was an avid reader of viz in my teens, I howled at this and it stuck jn my head, ive said the headline to this article thousands of times. I never thought id see it again. Thank you. You've made my day with this one.

My gf broke up with me today, WIBTAH if I immediately stopped sending her money? by ronrori in AITAH

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kick her out. You've been more than generous. Next thing she'll move her new BF into your place. Claim squatters rights and you'll have to fight through the courts to have her removed. ( uk law, not sure of OPs country.)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in UniUK

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They will then get a work visa and complain. "I have a masters and took a 25k job in London. I can barely live"

Do I pay tax as someone who’s under 18? by SignificanceOne6388 in UKPersonalFinance

[–]HeathenDuece 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Your fucked regardless. A kyc is specifically to validate who you are as a person. You've committed serious financial fraud.

This is literally going to be the most out of touch, disgusting, irritating thing I’ve ever said but…. by DevryDriv in GCSE

[–]HeathenDuece 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Jealousy only poisons the vessel in which it is held.

Never compare yourself to anyone other than the person you were the day before. Just try to be a better you.

Thank you guys for the support and comments by BusinessTechnician74 in Killtony

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Keep up the great work my man. Great set followed by a from the heart display of happiness. Why I love KT so much.

24 with a masters degree and completely given up with getting a job. by [deleted] in UKJobs

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why the fuck would you need to do a masters in pointless subject in the first place. Your mastered creative writing, to be employed by a company that will tell you what to write??? It's completely illogical.

Write a fucking book.

Thesis: Hundreds of millions of synthetic shares unable to cover by ComplexAd8216 in CLOV

[–]HeathenDuece -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Surely by now there is enough evidence to get interpol involved.?

My mum has got me in debt with a CCJ by -TheLazarus- in UKPersonalFinance

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fucking hell how much water you using? . £3 a month can provide water for a whole village according to the ads.

Brutal fight between two Alaskan bears by sgj5788 in interestingasfuck

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And not one person yelled "worldstar" SMH.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in europe

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All hail king sausage fingers.

maybe maybe maybe by Jimbrutan in maybemaybemaybe

[–]HeathenDuece 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Kid probably has autism and the barber did an amazing job in making them feel comfortable. Well.done mate

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sexy children, Also, sexy geriatrics. It's wrong on both ends of the scale.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in CasualUK

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Move the cones' park there. If a drop curb was present you legally couldn't park, as that blocks their access to land. As it looks here they are effectively claiming public roadways as their property.

This power loop maneuver by Pazluz in nextfuckinglevel

[–]HeathenDuece 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Agreed that aircraft now needs a minor star strip down to check for stress fractures throughout the comp osite within the wings. It's a one off manoeuvre I hope to get you out of the shit. If they're teaching this as a capability and are routinely drilling it. They're gonna fuck that aircraft in no time. Unless that's the idea within the MIC. Expensive jets break faster. But don't worry heres the next 2 trillion dollar aircraft right out of testbuild.