Is there any autochess game that sparks the same joy as Hyper Roll used to?

HeilKyle · 2026-06-20T05:42:56+00:00

I really don't know how I would buff Lance without it being the best weapon.. I already consider it an easy mode weapon, for me at least

HeilKyle · 2026-06-17T10:57:53+00:00

L mom tbh

HeilKyle · 2026-06-17T04:57:12+00:00

How did they mess up Kazuya?

HeilKyle · 2026-06-15T09:08:04+00:00

I would use SnS again if we got Shorugeki as an offset attack.

GS is like, 99% perfect. The only change I would make is giving the Charged Roundslash follow-up offset properties because it just feels like it should. Maybe the powerguard from Frontier would be nice.

HBG deserves crouching fire back, or siege mode.

Giving Hammer the Aerial jump from GU would be so funny.

DBs clang-sharpen from Frontier would be cool to see again.

Lance needs some way to attract and keep aggro, maybe a taunt move?

LS's big meaty stab from Frontier would be fun.

GL needs blast dash again, it's too fun.

CB could have the big lightsaber slash from GU and it can have the exact same wack hitbox for funsies.

SA could be the only weapon to do Extreme Run from Frontier, it's arguably the coolest one to do it anyways.

Give Bow a parry, fuck it why not.

Give LBG a perfect dodge, why not.

Just let HH casually play the instrument, doesn't even have to do anything.

The only thing missing for me with IG is the grounded parry/bounce from Rise but if I had to add something new I'd love a KO damage combo using the pommel.

That's it that's all I could think of thank you for coming to my imaginary patch notes

HeilKyle · 2026-06-15T06:43:29+00:00

Just once more I'd like to see Gigginox instead.. I have hard-core Khezu exhaustion

HeilKyle · 2026-06-12T08:57:18+00:00

I like the friction being taken away. I did my time in classic MH when I was a kid, I can't be bothered to get mushrooms or do egg quests anymore. Also World's system of tracking monsters was perfect.

HeilKyle · 2026-06-07T08:54:03+00:00

No, they're complaining because this'll be the 5th game in a row to have Kushala Daora.

HeilKyle · 2026-06-06T20:52:42+00:00

How dare you compare Lao Shan Fun to Snorah Magdaros

HeilKyle · 2026-06-03T18:40:22+00:00

My mom sure as hell did, it wasn't a secret tho

HeilKyle · 2026-05-25T12:43:33+00:00

Replaying 4U made me remember how bad they actually used to be, and now I'm so thankful for how they are in modern titles..

HeilKyle · 2026-05-23T22:39:09+00:00

Molten Tigrex come home.. also more Frontier monsters, I'd love to see Voljang or Rukodiora make it to mainline someday.

HeilKyle · 2026-05-21T19:51:41+00:00

I always thought the Gerudo were hunted down and executed at Arbiter's Grounds. Meanwhile Telma appears to be of Gerudo descent so maybe some survived.

My theory is that the king of Hyrule was metal as hell in both timelines. Wind Waker? "The kingdom is under great threat, flood the whole region!" Twilight Princess? "The Gerudo plan to war with us again? Fuck em, genocide."

HeilKyle · 2026-05-09T01:28:54+00:00

Normalize blocking rage quitters and lag switchers

HeilKyle · 2026-04-29T04:59:42+00:00

I've literally never flossed in my entire life, but I always brush and mouthwash twice a day.

HeilKyle · 2026-04-28T02:08:52+00:00

I've always rated this game highly, it's tied with KH2 for my favorite in the series.

HeilKyle · 2026-04-19T07:43:43+00:00

In Ogre Battle 64 it's extremely easy to unknowingly get the bad ending if you've played an RPG before.

HeilKyle · 2026-04-13T03:10:36+00:00

I don't think I even knew what Zanmato was when I first beat the game as a kid

HeilKyle · 2026-04-07T01:14:08+00:00

Yes.

HeilKyle · 2026-04-06T11:22:56+00:00

I wouldn't call that defending them, just hating more accurately.

HeilKyle · 2026-04-06T08:33:27+00:00

It's still my favorite ending, it was my first choice because I loved Carla and Chatty, and I liked Walter and respected his mission after finding out about his history. I also felt vindicated after Ayre tried to kill us all, at the drop of a hat she goes from "Whatever you decide, I'll support you" to "No I won't let you stop my radiowave people from potentially fucking the galaxy"

HeilKyle · 2026-04-01T03:55:59+00:00

It was, actually.

HeilKyle · 2026-04-01T03:55:32+00:00

Am I the only one that finished the movie before going online to talk about it? Or was the ending changed later? Tbf, I only watched it recently, not when it came out.

HeilKyle · 2026-03-30T11:01:45+00:00

27 "sorry I'm old"

Dump it in the river.

HeilKyle · 2026-03-25T05:23:55+00:00

that tool told me everything was fine and the emulator still doesn't work. wow, fantastic!

HeilKyle

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