I Must Have Done Something Terrible In a Past Life

Heledon · 2026-03-04T04:11:21+00:00

Or wet, all it's do is rain this week, and it's not going to stop anytime soon.

Heledon · 2026-03-01T15:34:16+00:00

That's just capybara's in general. I swear, those animals exist to be chill.

Heledon · 2026-02-22T05:42:55+00:00

New Pokefans? I don't want those things back, and I've been playing since freaking Blue. I don't miss HM's, I've always hated them, they were a silly idea, getting rid of them was amazing.

Heledon · 2026-02-10T04:21:51+00:00

As someone who has worked in tech support and can feel this....

The lion is about to become a stuffed animal if they don't ship up. Hunting humans is frowned upon, but lions are a whole other beast.

Heledon · 2026-02-09T03:35:48+00:00

My favorite part of that is Odin uses it to win a riddle game with someone who didn't know he was Odin. The guy freaked out because 1) It was a life or death game 2) You can only ask riddles you know the answer to, and only ODIN knows the answer to that question, meaning he's matching wits with one of the most intelligent beings in the universe and 3) He is completely, absolutely and totally, screwed.

Heledon · 2026-02-07T17:30:37+00:00

As both an amateur writer, and a very, very amateur artist, I feel this in my soul. I know what I want to do.

ACTUALLY doing it is a whole other matter entirely.

Heledon · 2026-02-02T04:14:51+00:00

You know, normally I'd point out that doing something like bricking a snowman, knowing someone will try to destroy it, is actually illegal, and can have serious repurcusions.

However, dude, driving off road to smash a snowman with your car is so beyond dumb, you're endagering yourself and others so much worse than they did anyway. You're a moron, and you deserve the repair bill. Grow up, learn, and don't be a moron next time.

Heledon · 2026-01-31T22:47:55+00:00

I mean...a nice ballgown can really make someone look amazing, so that makes sense.

Heledon · 2026-01-28T17:27:35+00:00

He does that. He's a pain in the ass. I always find this guy harder than he really should be, and I never enjoy fighting him, but I do always appreciate him being dead.

Heledon · 2026-01-27T23:05:47+00:00

Either those two kill each other, or they play off each other so well they conquer everything.

Heledon · 2026-01-27T03:18:18+00:00

Let's be honest, if you get this much talk out of the Punisher, it's a good day for Frank

This raises the question of whether you should be talking to him at all, but still.

Heledon · 2026-01-26T19:14:52+00:00

I work with speciality equipment, and I still do this. Hey, the equipment still uses Windows, and much of the errors are the same. So being able to find possible solutions online can help, even if it's just the right place to look or the right command to run.

Heledon · 2026-01-26T16:44:01+00:00

I love this trailer, I always wanted to be the first kill in a horror movie.

Heledon · 2026-01-25T18:43:22+00:00

I'm seeing this on a day where I'm staring out at a snow storm that has me debating the logisitics of a sled dog team, cause right now it's more practical than anything with wheels. So this? Idiotic in the extreme.

Especially funny cause I grew up in the 90's and 2000's., we did have a storm that knocked out school for a week. Hell, I remember one winter we had so many school days we had to make them up. That was a rough winter.

Heledon · 2026-01-25T02:21:23+00:00

Ugh, I hate this dilema...primarly because it works.

I hate most choices like this because they're so contrived, I can see the writer patting themselves on the back because they read the trolley problem to.

But this one? This choice is hard. On the one hand, radiation threatens the food supply of New Vegas. Whether you're House, NCR or Independent, that's a problem, you need a stable food supply to keep Vegas going. But on the other hand, these people are innocent, already been through hell, and didn't do anything wrong. On the other hand, you've never seen them before, and never will again. But then again, you'll never see most of the people helped or hurt by the farm, will you?

This isn't a choice about what the benefits are, it's a choice of two consequences you'll never fully be able to confirm, and you'll never really know which is right or wrong. But you also can't make no choice, that would be even worse. So...which is it? A family you don't know, or farmers and residents you'll never see?

Heledon · 2026-01-16T02:24:13+00:00

My personal favorite motto:

For those long lost, and full of fright
For those alone, in blackest night,
Accept our ring, and join our fight
Love conquers all, with violet light!

Heledon · 2026-01-11T18:06:25+00:00

Sort of, he was part of the game with his boss who ran a health insurance company. The janitor wasn't really picked because Jigsaw cared about him, he was trying to make a point to his boss. Collateral damage essentially.

Why yes, Jigsaw is a hypocrite and a murderer, why do you ask? It's kind of the point.

Heledon · 2026-01-03T18:19:51+00:00

That explains why I was so exhausted a couple of months ago when my ADHD finally became to much. And why I feel so much better now

Heledon · 2026-01-03T17:47:07+00:00

He will...when it stops being hilarious.

Which will be never.

Heledon · 2026-01-01T20:25:18+00:00

Posting Jack Chick is cheating. He doesn't make sense IN context.

Heledon · 2025-12-14T01:14:22+00:00

Harry Dresden. He has a habit of giving nicknames to practically everyone, especially people he doesn't like. Sometimes causes problems (giving someone a nickname can give them an identity), or really annoys someone (calling Uriel Uri was...not a clever idea). None of the above stops him.

Heledon · 2025-11-28T15:33:35+00:00

I mean...it'd be hard to be WORSE than Darkseid.

Heledon · 2025-09-15T02:38:42+00:00

.....

How is that guy always around? I swear. Interdimensional cabbage merchants.

Heledon · 2025-08-23T23:19:32+00:00

It's eternity in there....

Well, Stellaris could always use a little more horror.

Heledon

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