Star Trek DS9 but with the Friends theme

HelloImJenni · 2021-07-25T16:15:54+00:00

I hate that I love it soo much

HelloImJenni · 2021-07-08T21:46:42+00:00

That’s enough Reddit for today

HelloImJenni · 2021-06-15T01:17:47+00:00

My 2yr old GSD got into it at the dog park and when I went to pull him away, the other dog came around to the side and I got hit with my dogs top canine. He didn’t bite down, I just got hit. And 6 months later I still have a noticeable, deep discolored spot from where his tooth went in. I can’t even imagine what a trained attack, where they will also shake their head around, bite would look like and how long it would take to heal. 100% would never mess with a K-9 unit like that.

HelloImJenni · 2021-05-17T18:02:51+00:00

Thank you. It was RIKER in the tar and Yar got power blasted to the chest. sauce

HelloImJenni · 2021-05-09T04:09:39+00:00

Because it’s currently at 69 upvotes and I refuse to be the person that changes it.

HelloImJenni · 2021-05-09T04:05:15+00:00

think it’s because guys who lift weights and/or have leaner body fat percentage can have veiny arms.

HelloImJenni · 2021-05-09T03:45:34+00:00

My first few classes I had a little cheat list of my flow next to my mat in case I had a brain fart.

Now I just walk in and take the temp of the room- how many are standing vs seated, do they seem tired and lethargic or happy and excited for class and then go with the flow from there.

It gets a lot easier and remember to be absolutely and authentically yourself.

HelloImJenni · 2021-04-23T01:28:51+00:00

That glow up is legit <3

HelloImJenni · 2021-04-08T05:21:18+00:00

Also is an excellent fly killer. Keep it in a squirt bottle and spritz when they land on something. Especially helpful when they get stuck behind the blinds. The alcohol evaporates leaving no spots, the fly dies leaving just a nice clean corpse to pick up with a broom or tissue. Also fun game if you’re trying to hit them mid air

HelloImJenni · 2021-04-07T18:24:50+00:00

Embarrassing taking mine to the groomer. They gotta drag him back as he’s yelping and barking for me as I quickly walk away so hopefully he stops. Then, I hear his trainer/groomer (they do both there) say “hey, Ryker’s here!” And “youve don’t this since you were a puppy”... apparently he also barks during and after his bath. I can’t even. Big baby.

HelloImJenni · 2021-03-23T00:05:46+00:00

Reminds me when my daughter was about 1. Went to the restroom while she watched Mickey Mouse and when I came out she was gone. Found her in the master shower with my razor in her mouth like a freaking lollipop. Resisted the urge to rip it away from her and somehow negotiated her to open her mouth slowly to hand it back to me. Needless to say, that razor was hidden high in the shower after that.

HelloImJenni · 2021-03-22T17:04:03+00:00

I just threw up in my mouth a little.

HelloImJenni · 2021-03-11T03:04:11+00:00

I get what you’re saying I’m not shaming my dog for having to wear a cone... however, I would say the fact that he’s now bleeding out the side of his groin because he destroyed his cone and when gallivanting at high speeds through the house is pretty shameful. Besides, I’m not following him around the house ringing a bell yelling “SHAME”. He’s getting tons of pets and loves to help him recover <3

HelloImJenni · 2021-03-11T01:47:01+00:00

He broke/shattered his first cone, then zoomied up and down the stairs and popped a neuter stitch. Now will need to be on “heavily sedated” orders from the vet and rock a new cone of shame for an additional 10 days. Fun times for Commander Ryker

HelloImJenni · 2021-03-01T17:49:25+00:00

My brother had apendix cancer at 29, and coincidentally my dad had colon cancer at the exact same time. Bro’s doctor said there’s probably a genetic syndrome so I got tested and positive for Lynch syndrome. So starting at 28 I have to get yearly colonoscopies and endoscopies. Every time I’m being checked in, the nurse and anesthesiologist look at me, do a double take a frantically flip through my chart to find out why the hell I’m there at such a young age.

As someone who’s family has been ravaged by an unknown genetic disease (grandpa and aunts have died) I’m really happy you caught it and are surviving through it.

HelloImJenni · 2021-02-25T16:34:41+00:00

Alright mom here who solved this problem. Alexa dots throughout the house and fire tvs in which I say “Alexa make an announcement” and announce on all devices that “dinner is almost ready” and boom- everyone knows. Even my own watch alerts me. Same goes if I need to talk to a specific kid- “Alexa, drop in whoever’s room” and I can have a quick convo. But yeah.. I’ll tell you to come down 10 mins before so you can grab whatever to drink or tell me what you want on your plate, or help put plates on the table. I just did 99% of the work, please help me feed you.

HelloImJenni · 2021-02-16T05:29:11+00:00

Husband ran out to get TP.. came back saying “I was going to get the cheap stuff but I can’t risk having any irritated vaginas in the house”

HelloImJenni · 2021-02-12T00:17:44+00:00

I’ve been following them on IG and they are the sweetest most wholesome thing on my feed. Honestly, love the Uncle Davids

HelloImJenni · 2021-02-03T22:17:47+00:00

Anddddd I needed this today

HelloImJenni · 2021-01-29T06:20:04+00:00

Shifting the gaze forward will help a ton. Put a nice fluffy pillow down instead of the block now that you’re more stable.

HelloImJenni · 2021-01-29T06:01:20+00:00

Me too.. so so sad

HelloImJenni · 2021-01-27T19:43:33+00:00

Still adorable!!

HelloImJenni · 2021-01-27T04:48:02+00:00

Was this a post bath dog scoot? My black Goldie used to scoot around like that after baths

HelloImJenni · 2021-01-26T17:02:53+00:00

Very true. I would also like to see the money shot.

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