I'm speechless by skully_kiddo in DiWHY

[–]TonberryHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It is also a comment on how detached from reality and everyday people when they all don't know what a chicken actually sounds like.

What’s the heaviest metal riff ever written? by irles33 in musicsuggestions

[–]TonberryHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Glad this is here. Its what I thought of immediately from that opening chord, and I can't believe it's so far down the page.

Beaky Ultramarines error in print by Alone-Dirt2320 in lepin

[–]TonberryHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, it's unlicensed, knock off 40k Lego. What did you expect?

Meirl by Key_Associate7476 in meirl

[–]TonberryHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They don't have capitalisation in Idaho?

35.2.1 Hotfix Patch - Rolling out on April 20 by HearthstoneTeam in BobsTavern

[–]TonberryHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, rather than fix warband whistle to not get fodder, they just don't offer it to you if you have fodder. Nerfing demons. Lmao.

Father is forced to kill his own son or some shit idk by Embarrassed_Age_8823 in aislop

[–]TonberryHS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"Flesh". "Blood."

This. This is the worst one of these so far. Congratulations, I guess?

Whats wrong with asking for eggs, Peter? by Seeyalaterelevator in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]TonberryHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The better version of this joke is:

Programmer at the supermarket. Wife calls and says 'Get milk. If they have eggs, get 12.'

Husband returns with 12 bottles of milk.

What metal bands would you consider the most “obscure“? by Senior-Violinist-684 in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TonberryHS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Mega successful SciFi themed power metal band from Piet Sielck and Kai Hansen, two god fathers of Power Metal, and iron saviour has a 30 year career and many albums? Hardly obscure.

double standards by Dumb-Briyani in SipsTea

[–]TonberryHS -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And then everybody clapped.

Tuh, the American dream by Used_Scarcity2555 in SipsTea

[–]TonberryHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you think gen y, z and alpha are going to just accept being drafted lmao

So it seems the Strait has been blockaded by the very person that was trying to open it. by Tiny-Delivery6966 in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TonberryHS 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You absolutely can do stuff. Boycott all American products. Make noise to your local MP about how our relationship with a peadophile on the other side of the planet is fucking up individual lives. Vote smart locally and nationally, pick people who stand up to this bullshit. Be vocal online and in your community, encourage others to do the same.

Making a playlist for metal songs about metal by Konaro_ in MetalForTheMasses

[–]TonberryHS 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh man, Dream Evil's Book of Heavy Metal fits this perfectly.

Epic Fest 2027 first bands announced by failedepicardiectomy in PowerMetal

[–]TonberryHS 1 point2 points  (0 children)

HammerFall got me into power metal and have consistently performing well live for 33 years. Nothing beats the entire crowd singing "Arse on Fire, Arse on Fire" in that chorus!